/biz/ - Business & Finance

I used to be degenerate, I used to swing around
But I couldn't take the punishment and had to hodl down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes, I hold my Link
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on

It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square

I eat BigMacs in business suits, I watch LINK USDT
I'm pigging out most every day and its shocking what I eat
They tell me that it's bad for me, but I don't even care
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that

It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
So hip to be square

It's not too hard to figure out, you hold LINK every day
And those that short the farthest out have gone the other way
You see them on the biz board, it don't look like a lot of fun
But don't you try to shill it, an idea whose time has come
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me

It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
So hip to be square
Tell 'em, boys

>>17240422
https://youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg

>>17217108
>The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 link to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my link wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my link) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my link wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 link to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 link to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside

>>17122465
no dips before 11k

>>16322977
>>16323305
checked and based

be greedy when others are fearful. chads are LONG right now.

>>15853401
I'm a 6'2 Chad with a 7 inch cock and I hold 120k Chainlink since ICO

>>12871758
Rollerino

>>11214458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI

>>11139977
>>11139822
>>11138855
>>11138787

>>10750400

>>10080209
>https://www.salesforce.com/dreamforce/expo/
holy fuck look at the attendees
WE GONNA BE NIGGA RICH

I have much better TA
>we might bleed for some more til .00037, look at the historical bottom
>judging by amount of FUD, barely any threads and lots of pink wojaks in the chainlink community I'd say its a very good time to buy.

>>4527999
perfect

This shit is going to 5k before the week is out.

Screencap this.

>>4217018
>>4216986
it is actually true, LINK is the missing link between real world and crypto/blockchains.
EVERY smartcontract on the fucking planet will use chainlink and go through it.

>>4183679
>2019
strange way to spell "next week"

>>4118331
>Hot women dont get JUSTed.
until they lose the only thing of worth that they have which is their looks. once the cunt hits the wall the cash will dry up but the retarded spending habits remain.

>>4052938
>or people would dump BTC for ETH
this is whats about to happen.

>>4020927
I can literally trade LINK on any exchange I want in less than a minute, I'm verified to the max level on everyone of them.

Things Rich people think about:

>investment gains
>where to invest next

>>3994078
>its the wild west

move to a cheaper country and live like a kang there with a different 10/10 whore every day.

17174 LINK

>tfw 17174 LINK