/biz/ - Business & Finance

/biz/ couldn't pass the test
I've hired an elite team of mumbai to distribute answers
So far, we've increased our ranks from 30 test passers to 400 after the success of team mumbai's operation.
600 more members, and Derwydd will initiate their airdrop.
You've been warned, dev is airdropping the total supply of his currency. If you didn't pass the test earlier, don't worry, the chinks have your back.

Happy holidays again /biz/
It turns out most of you are fucking retarded and cant into riddles and shit. Or maybe the test wasn't clear enough. Either way, thank you for your time spent shitposting and getting rekt on alts.
I love you all anyway, and I want to stick to the plan. Because it's christmas, I'm giving airdropping 542 /biz/tards that are home alone jacking off to hentai. Thats right you lazy niggers, you pajeets, you scoundrels, you dirty degens. Everyone gets a present this year.

t.me/derywydd181

Get in here faggots. You've passed the test simply by waiting on the rest of /biz/ not be able to pass the test. Merry xmas, grab a shitcoin.

I'm here to discuss the biz test or whatever the fuck this thread below was

>>/biz/thread/S25080365


Finding the pastebin was kind of retarded. Who's gonna put that shit on the end of pastebin? For what reason? Isn't /biz/ all phoneposters? Fuck who would be lucky enough to find that shit? Finding the binary and hebrew inside of the pastebin and translating them was obvious enough. Pumps out two riddles, one is about a druid, one is about Welch shit. I think. I don't really know.

I'm already passed the first two tests (very easily, I might add), I already am eligible for the third test(the airdrop), and i'm bored waiting, so hurry up you slowpoke asses, the answer is right in front of you. Think about the wales riddle.

Anyway I

Hello /biz/, happy holidays. I'd like to take this evening, and turn it into a celebration of our board's culture. You could be out with your kids, wife, family, friends, but instead you chose to lurk this mongolian underwater basketweaving forum. Some might wonder, "Lurking for what reason? Only to scour an endless sea of shitcoins, phony scams, technical jargon, and outright trolls/manipulators? What on earth do you waste your time lurking THAT sort of place?, but I can see you for who you are. You have a BURNING DESIRE to make money, You love reading about finance, interpreting raw live data between multiple anonymous parties, and entertaining the newfaggots as they flock in with their shit-postery, their arrogance, their triumphs and failures, as you endlessly side-step PnDs, rugpulls, party hat scams, and the like. You might not even have a reaction folder from this decade, and that's ok. You're who I've been looking for.

I'm about to airdrop the entire supply of my currency to the most intelligent, diligent, and experienced anons I find over the next 24 hours.

In order the separate the men from the boys, I'm administering a test to weed out the unneedfuls. The test has already begun by the time you read this sentence. I've given the appropriate information. It's time to step up your game, find what you need, and work with your fellow anons to succeed.

The test has three rounds. You may begin now.