/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28895690
>a negro
>a dumb negro
>a dumb negro that browses reddit
>a dumb negro that browses reddit and complains about it on 4chan

>sell stock X for Y
>X goes up 10%
>Y goes down 10%

Man Silver is almost $50 bucks a pop here in Australia.

I regret not buying more.

>>27329445
Dumb nigger.

Why you chasing a pump for XD

>>26629021
Newfags get the rope

>>>/biz/smg

>>26444156
I have a bunch of capital to risk but I've never done options before. Could you please explain how to do this to me as if I were mentally retarded? Pretty please?

>>26427019
I'm leaning towards BBBY. If a company's new, small, doing poorly, or otherwise risky and it's being shilled on /smg/, I only buy it if I'd use the product myself. I'm not buying a Tesla, but if I were in the market for one I might buy one. I could conceivably buy furniture or bedding at Bed Bath & Beyond. I like Utz Chips.
I can't see myself paying money for a BlackBerry product or a Tootsie Roll. This strategy led me to reject Gamestop but I'm too dumbdumb to find a better strategy.

>>26394177
I don't trade options, don't have the brains for it. Nice dubs though.

Will PLTR even go high with the demo day or should we all sell now?

Why the fuck did Xiaomi recover 50 Cent in 1 1/2 days? Like the Trump news didn't even affect it.

>>26015181
But why aren't Americans selling now? They have to until November, no?

>>25830498
God I hate MSFT and DIS so much.

>>25789821
>the tether revalations
Explain. I'm not good with computer.

>>25646263
>I'll watch my 6
What does this even mean? She thought she's a cat because they have 6 lifes?

>>25516672
I might sell my UXVY calls tomorrow. Not sure I should be greedy and hold till wednesday.

>>23736121
You were able to miss the obvious point in a post three sentences long.

Amazing.

How do I invest in basedbeans, if biden wins i'm sure the demand will increase

>>21718410
>what if interest rates go up?
Lmao
Will never happen.

Like it might literally never happen.

>>20737015
>>20736968
Of all things to LARP this guy chose a nigger

>>20587679
>Imagine holding dollars
>-1% a day by default
>Like communism but voluntary

>>20467536
>How so?
Because the big guys (AMZN, MSFT, AAPL, etc.) have earnings and we can finally see just how bad they got hit.
Its arguably the most interesting earnings season of the last few years and certainly the most important time of this year.

The next two weeks will make or break this market imo
> olaf is a massive son of a bitch that wants to hold poor people poor
Thats correct.
>>20467576
Gouvernment:
>CDU
Old people party. "Conservative". Just your average status quo party that wants more state, more rules, more bureaucracy and higher taxes while they embezzle money.
US equivalent:
Imagine Republicans and Democrats having one US party that rules most places without competition.
>SPD.
They are essentially the same statist CDU party, just less competent. Their main point of existence was to not be the CDU. Boomers who pretend to be kinda left but not really and kinda against capitalism but not really voted for them. Now theyre dead and the party is dying with them.
US equivalent:
Boomer democrats. They worked in a steel mill and vote democrat, because they are 70 and dont even realize that the democrats now stand for transsexuals and not some poor workers anymore.
>CSU
Bavarian state party. Main and only interest is Bavaria. Ruled Bavaria now for 60 years without competition, their current leader had a 94% approval rate at some point and it is probably the most competent out of all three.
Is needed to form a gouvernment and needs to be bought.
US equivalent: Imagine Texan Republicans having their own party and voting Trump for highways, tax reductions and shit.

Opposition
>Greens
Everything from boomers to Emily who is a vegan.
US equivalent:
Leftist democrats.
>FDP
CDU people LARPing as Libertarians.
US equivalent: Boomers saying taxes are too high without really lowering them when in power.
>Linke
Leftists and boomers LARPing as commies.
>AfD
Boomers LARPing as conservatives on FB and telling people Bill Gates is at fault.

-> Shits fucked

>>20276575
>Imagine SpaceX going public
Literally calls on calls.
It would be the day we would all get rich. Nobody would even think about selling that in the next 10 years lmao.

>>20178464
What if I told you... that some people buy them at a premium when they're used and some people make cascades of money in that niche market?

>>20154947
Just short Tesla breh