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SO HERE'S THE RUB: I wanted to make a spoof shitcoin shill thread featuring Pepe the Frog to drive the point home, but it turns out I don't need to.
There are at least three different fucking cryptos all starring this fucking god damned frog.
Frogecoin, Pepecoin and pepecash. Not even going to bother looking into them because it's a safe assumption they're literally just foreign pump and dump schemes.
Your $100 isn't worth much state side but $100 in developing nations buys a lot. I mean, a lot.
These three aren't unique. Lots and lots of pump and dump shitcoins flash Pepe at you with a veritable word salad and in your FOMO you buy in (IT'S THE NEW PARADIGM! THE NEXT BTC! IT WILL MOON LIKE LINK!!!!)
Speaking of, almost all of them are trying to clone the energy the Link Marines had and clone link's success.

This stupid fucking frog is not some magical path to my wallet
I'm not interested in your shitcoin and tossing word salad at me with a Pepe meme isn't going to convince me to invest.
I'm not interested in your meme stock and tossing word salad at me and telling me not to miss out (trying to prey on FOMO, what a piece of shit) isn't going to convince me to buy your heavy bags.
Posting this stupid fucking faggot frog is not a free pass. It doesn't make your bullshit cool and hip, it makes you a manipulative faggot who took a meme and tried to capitalize on it
Very few coins have actual practical uses, and most of those practical uses are buying drugs. Most of it is a thinly veiled pump and dump scheme weakly propelled by Pepe memes.
I'm putting my fucking foot down. You stinky fucking pajeets, chinks and russians are getting called out.
Stop using my fucking retarded frog for your grift.