/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17672829
>>17673320
If true, I'm going to help you out. Believe nothing you read here. Don't get greedy. Don't think you're going to get rich quick. Buying a dip isn't as important as selling it for a profit. Don't marry your bags. Keep track of your trades. Sats are king. Faketoshi, Justin Sun, Charlie Lee, all scammers. That doesn't mean you can't make money off their tokens and coins. Your exchange will get hacked, and you will lose everything unless you transfer to cold storage every time you leave a trade. Memorise your seed phrase. And for fuck's sake BUY CHAINLINK

Hard mode: no LINK

>four men have to cross a ravine via a bridge that will only carry maximum two men at a time
>it is dark, and they have only one torch between them. No-one can cross without either holding the torch or being escorted by the torch-bearer
>Each man can cross at a different rate, but will default to the slowest member of the party they are crossing with
>one can cross in ten minutes, one in five minutes, one in two minutes and one in one minute
>how can they all cross the ravine in 17 minutes or less

If my digits have numbers and my ID is a random string with a background colour, then OP is a faggot

>>15617012
The only tip I give is "BUY LINK" on a post-it

33 cents LINK

>>15203473
Original painting by a little-known Austrian artist whose career was cut short by his foray into politics. This is literally the only item on my "made it" list that I don't yet have. Antique (not the ww2 tourist) katana, but that was my first purchase when BTC hit $2000 for the first time

BTC 100k EOY fuck niggers and jannies

I have 900 or so NAZI, just went to look in the telegram and the channel isn't available- did we get shoa'd? Or was this all an AntiFa op to try and doxx fags from harvesting ETH address?

Oh god please I have never needed crypto dust more than I need this shitcoin in my wallet

0x4Ff8cBa161C17DC86a80ac6A0634Bc23a6Cb0DFe

Do not try and swing. Rising wedge confirmed. We finna boutta green dildo the fuck outta the BTC pair in the next week or so

And what coin should I long to profit from it?

Itchy

>it's a bear trap
>source: bear trap

>>13937008
Ok fren, I can wait. There's one thing though, I want to know the price of Ethereum, but it ABSOLUTELY HAS to be through an API call to a decentralised oracle. Not too decentralised though, say, three sources should be enough. Do you think you can do that? With three sources?

>>13917176
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.