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Sir? SIR? Please do not hang up, sir. This is very important sir. Your financial future is at stake. Please listen. This is NOT a scam. Do NOT hang up. Sir?

Sir please calm down sir. I want you to go to your google and type in
T as in time
E as in East
A as in Apple
M as in Monkey
V as in visa
no sir I dont want your money sir. No sir, please sir just type into google so I can help you get your ETH back from your PNK purchase sir..
I as in Ice cream
E as in east
W as in woman
E as in East
R as in red
dot com

ok sir now please click on free download. Please open the file sir. now press continue. Accept sir.
Now could you please tell me the code that says "your id " sir?
921 546 756 is that correct sir? Okay sir.
please tell me what is the code below that sir?

>>21778779
>वह नहीं जानता है कि चेनलिंक की शुरुआत हिटलर मेम के साथ हुई थी
sir please download teamviewer sir I can assist uniswap sir

>>21753163
sir no sir I think we all know that we indians know it's not a scam sir . *wink wink* We would never scam right sir?

Now sir are you still on the phone with this lovely lady from america sir? Did she install teamviewer yet sir?

Guys, I was just called by a literal Pajeet who told me that he's "Inspector John Smith" and that the IRS is onto me because of my crypto gains and that I needed to pay him $500 right now. Fun thing is that I'm from Germany, so I told him that he can suck my dick. I still wonder how he got my number though, because I'm usually rather careful about this shit. Have any of you guys received similar calls?