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Normies virgin walletlet maybe know pokemon because it's easy to play and normie friendly but they work at mcdonald and must pay their bills and take loans to barely survive, they can't invest in a TCG and even less pump it.

AutistChads neckbeard knows magic because magic is made for autists who love infinite contradictory ruling, pile triggers and overcomplexified things. The kind of person you will probably hate to party or fuck with, but definitely the kind of person making tons of cash once they are manchildren because they work at the NSA, IBM or are analysts for bigcorps. They don't mind wasting thousands in a card they will probably never look at again or maybe put in the bin directly.

Thats why i would put a dime on pokenormie but go all in on MTG. Almost all the ex magic players i know have now high positions in big corps or have their own business (but me, but thats because i'm 2autistic2normielife)

I mean comon, look at pic related, could you imagine the amount of pure autism needed by a child interested in this kind of shit?
The art look like shit, the textbox is full with a wall of text, it reads like a fucking enactment of legislation on tax cuts during the civil war, it doesnt even make sense until the TCG company provide an oracle text changing the wording so you have both to know the card but also the post-oracle wall text edited by the company from fucking mind.

Concentrated autism at its finest.