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Futures, please reverse. Jerome, please save us and print more money. Congress, please pass the stimulus. Hedgies, please buy.

Please, this crash is crushing me, what little I have, what little I worked for. Give me a break please. Let me have a win so I can have a stack high enough to daytrade so I can actually maneuver funds as I need, all I am asking. Please don't fuck me over at 23k and send me down to 16k and now even further down, let me join the club please.

>Browsing /biz/ in public
>Some annoying bitches stand behind me but w/e
>Check out investing.com
>Write in fut-
>Comes out futanari
>I just click it open by instinct, you know what pops up
>Spaz out for a moment but then notice what's happening
>I can audibly hear the groups reaction
>Shuffle out to my train with spaghetti falling out of my pockets
I'll never live this down

So who is gonna be here tomorrow morning for FRO earnings and then conference call at 9 a.m.? Are you all really bummed out about oil prices and API this much? Let's look for the future, many of us are long-pilled, but even those that aren't should be eagerly looking forward to earnings and the continuing tanker parking shock which might force them all into storage anyways while countries have draws trying to bring down their own storage, thus increase rates anyways or least maintaining them.

>>19210691
Honestly, I semi-think everything might be priced in now in terms of what can go wrong like oil recovery now. Look, we barely went down any more after June expired positive, stocks gave no fucks. Neither was a fuck given now that API reported a 4.8 million barrel draw. We simply have not been plummeting on an overall negative trend recently, wish index anon was here but I feel the opinion would be supported. The curve has flattened essentially.