/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30206024
>>30212147
>which is 2.1% of the circulating supply. This accounts to a yearly token inflation of 27%, which is 5 times higher than the inflation caused by Sergey's dumps.
Let's ignore for a second the blatant lie that the team is dumping, nice retarded moon math to justify Sergey dumps. The dumps occur at such a regular rate that you refer to it as an "inflation rate" top fucking kek

>>30179341
>which is 2.1% of the circulating supply. This accounts to a yearly token inflation of 27%, which is 5 times higher than the inflation caused by Sergey's dumps.
Let's ignore for a second the blatant lie that the team is dumping, nice retarded moon math to justify Sergey dumps. The dumps occur at such a regular rate that you refer to it as an "inflation rate" top fucking kek

I was only a 19 year old link marine. I loved Sergei so much, I had all the blogposts and streams. I pray to Sergei every night, thanking him for the tokens he dumped on me. “Sergei is love” I say, “Sergei is life." My mom is Sasa Milic. She hears me and calls me a cuck for trusting some third-party strangers running oracles, with tokens not used in DAO. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Sergei. I called her a first-party oracle plebeian. She hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. I feel something warm... It's Sergei! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear another stacking promise. As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready. I'm all in on chainlink. He penetrates my wallet as deep as he can until the tip of his red and pulsing candlestick reaches my entry price. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergei. I can feel my mooning illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing the 2 year old pinned Google cloud post. I want to revolutionize the oracles. He makes another presentation next to the toilet as he fills my young wallet with useless tokens. My mom walks in. Sergei looks her straight in the eye and says, "Stacking is coming soon." Sergei dumps another 500k and leaves through my window to the nearest McDonald's. Sergei is love. Sergei is life.

>>24634181
I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>>24583087
>it's all real
based

>>24564922
So did Sergey

>>24562749
I was only a 19 year old link marine. I loved Sergei so much, I had all the blogposts and streams. I pray to Sergei every night, thanking him for the tokens he dumped on me. “Sergei is love” I say, “Sergei is life." My mom is Saša Milić. She hears me and calls me a cuck for trusting some third-party strangers running oracles, with tokens not used in DAO. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Sergei. I called her a first-party oracle plebeian. She hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. I feel something warm... It's Sergei! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear another stacking promise. As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready. I'm all in on chainlink. He penetrates my wallet as deep as he can until the tip of his red and pulsing candlestick reaches my entry price. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergei. I can feel my mooning illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing the 2 year old pinned Google cloud post. I want to revolutionize the oracles. He makes another presentation next to the toilet as he fills my young wallet with useless tokens. My mom walks in. Sergei looks her straight in the eye and says, "Stacking is coming soon." Sergei dumps another 500k and leaves through my window to the nearest McDonald's. Sergei is love. Sergei is life.

I was only a 19 year old link marine. I loved Sergei so much, I had all the blogposts and streams. I pray to Sergei every night, thanking him for the tokens he dumped on me. “Sergei is love” I say, “Sergei is life." My mom is Saša Milić. She hears me and calls me a cuck for trusting some third-party strangers running oracles, with tokens not used in DAO. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Sergei. I called her a first-party oracle plebeian. She hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. I feel something warm... It's Sergei! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear another stacking promise. As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready. I'm all in on chainlink. He penetrates my wallet as deep as he can until the tip of his red and pulsing candlestick reaches my entry price. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergei. I can feel my mooning illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing the 2 year old pinned Google cloud post. I want to revolutionize the oracles. He makes another presentation next to the toilet as he fills my young wallet with useless tokens. My mom walks in. Sergei looks her straight in the eye and says, "Stacking is coming soon." Sergei dumps another 500k and leaves through my window to the nearest McDonald's. Sergei is love. Sergei is life.

I was only a 19 year old link marine. I loved Sergei so much, I had all the blogposts and streams. I pray to Sergei every night, thanking him for the tokens he dumped on me. “Sergei is love” I say, “Sergei is life." My mom is Saša Milić. She hears me and calls me a cuck for trusting some third-party strangers running oracles, with tokens not used in DAO. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Sergei. I called her a first-party oracle plebeian. She hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. I feel something warm... It's Sergei! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear another stacking promise. As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready. I'm all in on chainlink. He penetrates my wallet as deep as he can until the tip of his red and pulsing candlestick reaches my entry price. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergei. I can feel my mooning illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing the 2 year old pinned Google cloud post. I want to revolutionize the oracles. He makes another presentation next to the toilet as he fills my young wallet with useless tokens. My mom walks in. Sergei looks her straight in the eye and says, "Stacking is coming soon." Sergei dumps another 500k and leaves through my window to the nearest McDonald's. Sergei is love. Sergei is life.