/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30354642
They asked for it... they go the government they deserve..

>buying scamcoins
It's like you won the lottery and then spent it all on scratchoffs...

>>30077872
Tech is trash.
/cashgang/!

>>29983282
Lol

>>29278593
>I assumed all DOGE holders were aware that they were just degenerate gamblers, guess I was wrong. Imagine trying to convince yourself that it will ever be worth .10 cents.
I think he may be somewhat naive. My TA-wiz friend was explaining to him how Elon basically wanted to keep BTC in a downward channel, so he pumped DOGE on twitter so people would liquidate their BTC to get in on the DOGE pump. Then he bought a bunch of BTC shortly after.
My DOGE HODLR friend was like "D-do you really think Elon would do that? That's kinda evil!"
And I was like 'TSLA is like 20% of my portfolio breh but even I don't trust the guy.'
People need to understand that the markets are a dirty game. He also legitemately thought that Biden might forgive his student loans.

>>29271564
We are the SOXL marketmakers!
WE MAKE THE MARKETS
AND WE MAKE THE NEWS
DON'T question us again!

>>29271501
Alright, that's it SHAMiko. I'm sending a SOXLdrone to torch your cardboard box. Enjoy being burned.

>>26390784
here I'll even start by reposting what another anon posted and I copied:

The wheel tries to price options out of the money so they expire worthless. I intentionally price them so my stocks get called away every month.

I'm SELLING options. I COLLECT the premiums in advance. It's the opposite of gambling. My risk is very low because it requires the stocks to drop very fast in one month, which is quite unlikely.

I design the contracts so i sell my stocks at a capital loss, but the premium makes up for it
>Buy stocks for $10
>Sell options with a premium of $1.4 and strike price of $9 set to expire in one month
>Earn 4% return monthly doing this process, that's a 60% annual return assuming all goes well (which it usually does, how often does a stock crash 10% in 30 days? occasionally but not too much).
>Not satisfied ENOUGH
>Sell puts on this exact stock for a premium of $1.4 and a strike price of $11 that expires the same day as the covered calls
>Earn another 4% monthly return on this alone, yearly that's 60% EAR a year
>If the calls are not exercised when the puts are exercised, money automatically gets borrowed to purchase the stocks but it doesn't matter since later that day the calls will be exercised and capital will flow into my account to cover the borrowing.

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>>24784276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg

Imagine it. The migrants coming to this country become poor again, the niggers who are gonna chimpout over the mobile apps being shutdown,rich white crackers from rich inner cities crying because there actually gonna have to struggle to make ends meat and the best part is seeing fortnite zoomers floss there way into a boarding house.

The suffering will be delicious!

>>15257533
It's truly a happy day when the wagies go to there cagies and make me my tendies.

I'm serious, i'm fucking tired of this meme.
Do you know what the difference is between a small business owner and a big business owner?
A small business owner is too FUCKING STUPID to be a big business owner!
There's a REASON why your business is small, you petite bourgeois FAGGOT. It's because you can't sell a product. You're too stupid to figure out how to sell a fucking product in our economy.
What did the CEO of megacorp 12 say to the CEO of minicorp 3? "Haha, get gud faggot!"
Cooperatives are better in every fucking way on a local scale anyways because 10 minds are better than one. Especially one that belongs to a small-business-owner BRAINLET.
FUCK SMALL BUSINESSES.
Seriously, when was the last time you bought a product that WASN'T manufactured on the other side of the planet? I bet it was better and cheaper than any product made by a POORFAG small business.
>Inb4 "b-but it was MY CHOICE to keep my business small!"
Cope harder faggot. NOBODY chooses to be in charge of a POORFAG COMPANY, and NOBODY CHOOSES TO NOT HAVE A MEGACORP CEO SALARY. If you were in charge of Apple, would you complain? Fuck no, because it was never about avoiding responsibility or choosing to help local communities.
Face it: small business owners FAIL at being rich. Cope harder poorfag.

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Whale seller here - so I got duped but... actually helped? Thanks OP for making me sell right before the conference!

RIBBIT

>>4992138
>wabi filter

>dions

Do I have to be evil to be rich?

>>2989405

Yes. With vitriol.

Not only do we have to deal with those faggot pajeets who bought ATH pumps, 2 months ago, on that pathetic degen coins XRP and DGB, and we have to endure their daily "ha ha look at me I lost money but I'm making memes about it ha ha edgy" retarded threads, now we have these Neo faggots to deal with.

Not so fast, faggots. Enough.

>ask my economics teacher why the value of money couldn't change
>he looks at me like I blew his mind

I think I'm gonna be a stock broker.

>>2341172
>everyone should be a communist like me!

I have a job, not really getting a lot of hours from it, and struggling to get a second job. I have a lot of time on my hands, and not sure how to capitalize on it well. How do I capitalism better?