/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm too autistic. Either I have no interest or there's a rare case where I do, but I get too nervous. I'm 25 yet am still a kid. I don't get nervous with girls, just the ones I'm attracted to. Just one at a time and I always get really weird. Like if I'm near them, in my head I'm like "fuck fuck fuck fuck get away from me. I can't handle this. Please don't say hi and don't look at me".

When they are away, I think "please come near me. I love you! I will treat you well. Just want to cuddle".

It's a tortuous cycle and long story short, she will never be mine.
So... where can I go to get my whole pener chopped off? Want the whole thing gone. Help me the business and finance way.

>>16010939
I use numbers. You don't. Clear winner of the argument is me. So much for your username. Maybe your username is satire? Only way it could make sense.

>>15956440
WRONG
Low test detected!
Tall and alpha and high test all fuck everybody. All shapes and sizes. TREMENDOUS.

>>15954811
Can't we just have cocaine and hookers in the employee lavatories like in that movie Wolf of Wall Street. Would really help concentration and productivity if I could be properly coked up and emptied out in all three ways, poo pee and cum.