/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey /biz/

I recently got out of county prison. 90 days for non-support. I've been trying to find an executive position but no matter how smooth I talk they won't listen to the fact that I'm a genius. They'd say "we got all that we can use". So now I'm working at a car wash. It's depressing and messing with my mind here.

I should be sitting in an air conditioned office in a swivel chair talking trash to the secretary but instead I'm stuck rubbing fenders with a rag and walking home in soggy old shoes.

A man of my ability should be smoking on a big cigar but until I get myself straight I'm in this damn rubber suit rubbing cars.

All I can do is shake my head. Little do they know, working on this end of Niagara falls is an undiscovered Howard Hughes. I told my ex-wife to not expect to see me with double martinis or on some high-brow society news since I'm working at the car wash.

How do I get my shit together?