/biz/ - Business & Finance

What is happening anons?
There is scientific correlation between obesity and depression? Is Sergey Okay?

>Has a Philosophy UnderGrad degree at NYU
>SAT range is 1000-1200
>SAT score of 1000 has an iq equivalent of 80
>SAT score of 1200 has an iq equivalent of 95

OHHH LINKIESSS

Congrats Sergey. No seriously, Congrats. Within a few years you have made millions, and can live out your days in luxury in the Cayman Islands. I would normally be mad at such a thing but this scam was perfect. Delude everyone into believing in you and pulling of a classic exit scam in front of their noses, but they're too blind to see it. Maybe now you will think twice before making another joke about someones weight.

Press T to thumbs up and thank this man!
T

You have been visited by Sergey "The Oracle" Nazarov. 1000$ link and good fortune will come to you only if you reply to this thread with "THANK YOU BASED FLANNEL MAN"

>>14987922
Jizzum is qt as fuck, but having a cute spokeswoman doesn't make any random shitcoin /ourcoin/. If anything, that makes it as far away from /ourcoin/ as possible. Link is /ouroracle/ because Sergey is a fat slob we can identify with.

>It is the year 2042
>LINK runs the world
>A vast unbreakable network of computers that generate accurate real-world information in a trust-less manner
>American Nuclear program is now activated via oracle on the Cardano blockchain
>Nuclear meltdown of a reactor makes sensors think there has been a nuclear strike from china
>Full scale Nuclear war
Thanks sergey

>oops did I market sell another 700,000? my bad. Oh well, another $1.5 million for me!

How low will the price go?

>Dear Diary

>What a wickedly wonderful time I had with Sergey, secreted in his hotel room between business meetings. My boypussy still feels a little swollen, and my nipples retain a latent tingle from all the ways we played, a delicious ache, twinges of which remind me of my hook up with Sergey.

>He’s a bit of a bad boy, my fellow linkmarines have warned me about him, saying he’ll never settle down, that he’s all about the challenge of the chase. So I keep it secret that we’re hooking up, in hotel rooms close to appointments he has. I get such a thrill when I’m meeting up with Sergey, I slick my knickers on the train travelling to our rendezvous, remembering things we’ve got up to on past occasions and letting my mind wander to what we might do this time. Diary, let me tell you how this played out.

>It’s so illicit stripping down to underwear in the middle of the day, even though I bought the peek-a-boo black bra and panties specifically. I grabbed his checked shirt to cover up as I left the marble bathroom, feeling suddenly shy under his penetrating gaze. Sergey is masterful, making my knees weak and boypussy throb, so when he growled that I should sit with my back against him I hurried to crawl up that huge bed to snuggle against his chest.

>As he unbuttoned the blue checked shirt, I was a bratty mess, wanting him to touch me, my nipples and my throbbing pussy equally hungry for his attention. But Sergey won’t be rushed. I nuzzled at him, unable to keep still when he moistened his fingers to fondle me and gave my nipple piercing a tweak; he knows what I want but that doesn’t mean I’ll get it!

He instructed me to touch myself, so I obeyed, just the fact that he commanded me made my boypussy wed...

>>14527732
>This thumb will gouge your eye.

>>14496594
take your meds

I lost $1,000

You knew I would never leave you hangin, right?

You have been visited by sergey "the oracle" nazarov. 1000$ link and good fortune will come to you only if you reply with "THANK YOU BASED FLANNEL MAN"

>>14296733
*breaks your knee with a bat*
"You can still bend the other - for the moment."

murder your cunty boomer parents,

problem solved

>>13953211
OK MARINES.
THIS EXPLAINS WHY SERGEY IS ALWAYS GIVING THUMBS UP. IT WAS A CODE.

>>13740894
Same but MATIC is rumoured to be listed on normiebase soon and I’ll be pretty pissed if this shit actually hits $1 this year while LINK doesn’t perform that good this year. That’s something to think about even if the initial x10 LINK sounds good for now

Does anyone have that paper that some kid wrote about CL around July of 2018. It was posted all over here this summer, unfortunately I didn't save it.

Pic related.

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with Sergay Nazarov.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is Sergay Nazarov different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Nazarov has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has Sergay Nazarov greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and Sergay Nazarov continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping Sergay Nazarov would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

>>12553820
Nice to have you on board lieutenant Colonel!