/biz/ - Business & Finance

I was expecting it to be higher than 14 cents right now, you guys told me it would be $1 EOM

>>26322083
Last night I had a dream that Bitcoin flash crashed to $1k so i freaked out and bought some. Then I refreshed and it fell to $50 so I bought more. Then it fell to $0 and bitcoin was banned. The world was in total chaos and I was surrounded by fire. I sat down to play a piano that was near me, but then music was banned and my family was taken away. I woke up and Bitcoin had crashed a little. I bought more and played my piano for a while.

Idk what that means but I think I've been staring at the charts too long this month.

Not even in 2017 did I have a crypto dream.

>tfw iktf

Can it just crash to 20 already?

>>24848905
>Exact same way of writing as the fudder that has fudded every single day for the past four months.
>Is not shilling
This is the bull flag that I've been waiting for. The fudders have finally loaded their bags.

Either way, see you on the yacht party anon and other anons. We're all gonna make it.

>>22113198
Same desu. It was being hyped a mile a minute here about a month ago, but I guess those were just all le epic trolls or "merely pretending to be retarded"s, right?

I can't believe that after everything I learned in feb/March about PMs, fiat, stacking , all of it... I STILL would have been better off just dumping all of my money into tesla this year.
>everything is going to be closed for months!
Didn't matter!
>nobody is going to be buying expensive electric cars this year!
Didn't matter!
>surely after the stock market crash, people will pull OUT of stocks until the world gets back to normal
Haha, nope! The opposite!

Anyone who bought TSLA in March made at least 5x their money by now. Think of the missed Ozes that could have been if only I had acted like a normie / boomer instead of an enlightened pmgfag

>>21544188
Could you please teach me about the cycles you are talking about?

>>21188613
Deja vu

>>21114697
>they gave him an exoskeleton

>bought at 8.5~

>>21010813
>implying Google needs a hack to be compromised when it’s already backdoored by every spook on the planet
>>21011340
>believing this

Anyone else worried LINK reaching $1000 is going to be some monkey's paw bullshit where we 'make it' on paper but milk now costs $500 a gallon and starter houses go for $10,000,000 ?

>>20270018
I remember being taken out of my class to take a test and all the adults were whispering and acting weird. My parents acted weird too

I was later told by my parents I tested into the gifted and talented program for science, but they didn’t do the class because not enough students were in it

I’m 99% sure I was tested for a learning disability and it was all a larp. The only thing I can say is I just picked up on what my older brother did in school and basically knew ahead of time what I needed to learn and I had a very good reading ability

Still think I was tested for a learning disability though

How much money have you ever spent on a girl /biz/? I’ve probably spent $5000 over a decade on cam whores. not my proudest moment ...

I can hear the mental patients in this asylum screeching and banging on the walls. I can hear them clamouring for Link to pump soon. I can smell the shit they’re smearing all over the walls of their enclosures. Get me out of here.

>>20121140
Bitcoin

Talk me out of dumping $100 into VET?

How do I track down an archive of a deleted Twitter account? Waybackmachine is giving me JSON string gobbledegook