/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>50876489
Extremely based, thought it was fake. I might hate that dilutive cunt put in place by a CIA-backed asset management company, but this is pretty fuckin funny. Good one glowies.

>>50547458
>Dedicated fud threads
EXTREMELY GIGABULLISH
>Gubbmint trying to redefine what a recession is
MY DICK IS HARDER THAN HUNTER HITS A CRACK PIPE

I just realized this whole debate is between street name shares and the infinity poo.

Good morning, sirs.

>>50454296
Is it considered spam and clickable if the same copypasta gets posted every god-blessed thread? I'm wary of a fake squeeze wherein it rips to a few grand post-split and people capitulate like weak faggots. Other than that this is a done deal and is cleared for liftoff. GME literally got a list of how many divvy shares they have to make today and if it's in excess of the maximum of 228 million additional shares they have carte blanche to remove everything from the DTCC in October and tokenize it all before listing it as tradeable on their market place. That would actually be spicy and allow for plenty more time to accumulate and fuck everyone on the wrong side of this beyond death and straight down to the boiler room of hell.

>>50415377
>There's nothing against the law about a stock continuing to trade when there's hard proof all the shares ever created are owned and not being sold
Retarded redguards need not post in the /GME/ generals.
>50415355
Blow it out your ass.

>>50298190
I don't like stepping over shit in my street.

>>50238661
>I have no data on ticker ESL

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