/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14560950
Id invest in some high quality knee pads then start sucking dicks.
If you charge 50 dollars per blowjob you would only need to give 15 of them a month.
Good luck

>>14125629
>be at work
>notice no one invited the creepy quiet guy to the end of financial year party
>decide to try and make some small talk with him
>”hey anon, what kind of music do you like?”
>he murmurs something about classic rock before turning back to his keyboard
>one of the office Stacie’s made me cum 10 minutes earlier than usual today
>guess I’ll try talk to the creepy guy again
>”hey anon sing along with me” I play some Police on my phone
>He murmers he doesn’t know it
>ask other chad bro in the office who the fuck likes classic rock but doesn’t know the police
>give up trying to help the beta
>occasionally hear Japanese children’s music playing from his office

>>13578411
"Hey anon we're going out, wanna come? Oh, you have no money? That's too bad. Maybe next time!"

(Not that you'd have any friends who invite you out since you don't socialize.)