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until today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTaSvj9Fc60

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Sergey spends his time organizing garbage in the "Speaking Room" (his office). The room is stuffed with Big Mac boxes and tendie wrappers. He spends 8 to 10 hours a day building trash oracles before spreading it around HQ, mumbling under his breath about "oracles" and "on-chain infrastructure". No one disturbs him during his routine. Adelyn doesn't like it because it attracts ants and bees. When she mentions it to Sergey he tells her that she doesn't understand his "process" as she lacks " “perspipercacity" and he throws milkshake cups and big mac sauce at her. Adelyn loves Sergey’s BWC (12 inches flaccid) and does her best to translate his genius into marketing material. Unfortunately her keyboard gets sticky with the milkshake and sauce which is her work is littered with spelling and grammatical errors. Sergey regularly strips nude, puts a happy meal carton on his head as a crown and bellows "PARTNERSHIP WITH FACEBOOK, PARTNERSHIP WITH APPLE PARTNERSHIP WITH NASA " at Adelyn until she tweets something to appease him. No progress has been made in the past six month. Whenever this is brought up Steve just says "lot of big macs you can buy with 32 million" and winks.

Sergey has a habit of organizing fast food refuse by order of age in what he calls the "Think Centre" (his office). The room is stacked high with Big Mac boxes and tendie wrappers. He spends 8 to 10 hours a day methodically arranging and systemizing the garbage before jumbling it up and spreading it around the HQ, mumbling under his breath about "oracles" and "on-chain infrastructure". No one dares to disturb him during his routine. Adelyn doesn't like it because it attracts ants and bees. When she mentions it to Sergey he tells her that she doesn't understand his "process" as she lack "philisophical perspipercacity". Her comments drive Sergey into uncontrollable rage and he throws empty milkshake cups and big mac sauce at her. Adelyn has accepted this is part of the learning curve, and even though she is not sure that perspipercacity is word does her best to translate Sergey's genius into and marketing material that regular people can understand. Unfortunately her keyboard gets sticky with the milkshake and sauce which is why anything she publishes is littered with basic spelling and grammatical errors. Sergey regularly strips nude, puts a happy meal carton on his head as a crown and bellows "PARTNERSHIP WITH FACEBOOK, PARTNERSHIP WITH APPLE PARTNERSHIP WITH NASA " at Adelyn until she tweets something to appease him. No progress has been made in the past six month. Whenever this is brought up Steve just says "lot of big macs you can buy with 32 million" and winks.

Is there any undeniable proof that He actually exists?

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

Our guy.

Er ds ck le

Artificiallawyer adds? chainlink article

This is it.

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So with all the burgers I’ve been eating lately(gladly of course) I decided today to try an old favorite, the McDonalds Big Mac. I’ll admit, this used to be my favorite meal on earth, but since it’s been years since I’ve eaten anything at McDonalds that wasn’t on their Value Menu, I was really looking forward to having a Big Mac.

As always, the service was fast, the burger was delivered and the fries were crispy for the first 10 minutes. Overall the Big Mac is still one of my favorite “Fast Food Burgers” because of the secret sauce and because it’s so different. We all know that the you don’t eat a Big Mac for the meat and after eating a lot of really good, meaty burgers over the last few months, it was the sauce that helped me enjoy this meal.

My Big Mac rating is simple: the secret sauce is tangy, sweet and makes for a nice burger. It’s one of my favorite fast food burgers but only because of the unique and secret sauce.

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So with all the burgers I’ve been eating lately(gladly of course) I decided today to try an old favorite, the McDonalds Big Mac. I’ll admit, this used to be my favorite meal on earth, but since it’s been years since I’ve eaten anything at McDonalds that wasn’t on their Value Menu, I was really looking forward to having a Big Mac.

As always, the service was fast, the burger was delivered and the fries were crispy for the first 10 minutes. Overall the Big Mac is still one of my favorite “Fast Food Burgers” because of the secret sauce and because it’s so different. We all know that the you don’t eat a Big Mac for the meat and after eating a lot of really good, meaty burgers over the last few months, it was the sauce that helped me enjoy this meal.

My Big Mac rating actually is quite simple: the secret sauce is tangy, sweet and makes for a nice burger.It’s one of my favorite fast food burgers but only because of the unique and secret sauce.

Mainnet is done? Market it. Adelyn, activate the neet army.

Here is a little piece of advice, the next time you're gonna unload your jealousy and inadequacies online, just make sure you don't pick Sergey Nazarov, the SON of the Papa Nazarov crypto empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my FATHER and have every Linkmarine in the nation with a photo of YOU right above their monitor, thinking about YOU. My personal army... of LINK marines. They'll dump on you. They'll lay you out. They'll swing you around in the air just like in the old movies HAH...then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by piece. Piece by piece. They'll destroy you. That's option 1. Option 2 is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Takes a big man to apologize huh, humble yourself before a god? A CRYTPO GOD?

>In October 2001, Sergey Nazarov met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Nazarov became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Wow, people really buy coins from this guy?

Planning on doing a full one with all the biz memes once i refresh my AE subscription. For now you have to settle with this shitty one from PP.

https://streamable.com/atlx2

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>SWIFT
also checked and kek'd and $1000 EOY confirmed if dubs

did someone say big mac?

>In October 2001, Sergey Nazarov met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Nazarov became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Wow, people really buy coins from this guy?

Reminder Sergey loves you. I love all my link marines, don't forget to buy AT LEAST 10k link today.

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Checked yourself

Give him a call, he actually answered. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(415) 923-1138

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