/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56730735
go out like a man.
1. clean out your desk ahead of time.
2. find a new job now (start looking)
3. get all of your contacts, information, and other shit off your laptop
4. steal all the office supplies you can (don't get caught)
5. start pooping at office (get paid to poop)
6. save money
7. reduce expenses
8. Be nice to everyone, even the assholes you work for
9. determine who you will talk to afterwards (clients, consultants, co workers) who can help you find a new gig
10. Remember, you're going to forget this moment in the future.

When HR comes to take you in the conference room, be funny, be professional, don't take it personally. Just exit and do it like a man. you were too good for those assholes anyway.

Plot your revenge after you have a new job. until then, live well.

>Even 6’1” normie friends who earn 150k and drive expensive cars cant get laid
>All the Stacies keep dropping them in favor of 6’6” gorilla chads who earn 300k+
Did boomers open Pandoras Box by releasing social media + smartphones + free mobile internet ?

>>54375777
because of your digits, I'll give you a (you):
until this 10-K, DRSd shares were reported as "CS holding XY Shares of GME"
Now it is reported as
"Sneeds holds XY Shares of GME, so "Float - XY" is what is holded outside of Sneeds"
X% vs. 100% - Y% = X%

How do I cope with the fact that I will never own a home?

>>54249529
its seething, fucking hilarious!

>>54205446
Saudi National Bank (“SNB") (1180.SR [1180.sr]) announced on October 26, 2022, that it was entering into a financial investment in Credit Suisse Group AG (CSGN.SW) (“Credit Suisse") for a consideration of up to $1.50 billion representing up to a 9.9% stake.

https://alahli.com/en-us/about-us/news/Pages/Oct-30-2022_News.aspx

The collapse of the U.S. is something to celebrate

>>53979184
>In a highly volatile stock, that’s common to go over 100%.
holy kek, he's serious about it

How do I profit off the war in Ukraine escalating into a global conflict?

small real estate investor here.
real estate always lags.
if you see used cars - those are coming down hard.
i'm seeing a few distressed deals already - not interested.

i think 2023 is the year to stash cash.
deals to be had in 2024 - if you still have a job/cash flow, can qualify for a 8% mortgage and WWIII hasn't gotten hot yet.
lot of cognitive dissonance out there.
stay frosty.

>>53288369
so there'll probably be a pump before right?

>>53257489
sure just wait the next covid-like world event

>>52978628
I have more gme shares than ever and more money on the bank then last month, or the month before or the month before or the month before or the month before and so on. How about you? (Protip: having a job that doesn't depend on (you)'s to gain money)

>>52748032
>double whammy gut punch by using his neetbux to buy silver

>>50989642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skFCyFcXnms

>>50808415
Good luck.

"we allow ourself to buy shit with printed money so that that interest rates in different Euro countries don't diverge"

This is what this means, right?

I think they already had announced that they don't want the market to give economic powerhouse countries in Europe a vastly better conditions than the shit economic countries.
I guess this means the stuff underlying the Euro will inevitably go to shit, just because they can't to Europewide autocracy of of money management at fave value. They play around it to keep the facade

>>50396544
>Jason
Old & ugly beta cuck, not afraid of grifting. Made one investment to get to know rich people. >Muh friends with Elon.
At least he's a worker, can't hate on him more than any other podcaster.
>Fridberg
Engineering autist, loves to rant about a tech dystopia and somehow thinks it's an utopia. Babby silicon valley transhumanist.
He's valuable in the group in that he likes to play devils advocate. But he's half as smart as he thinks he is.
>Palihapatia
Race essentialist idiot with a lot of money. Brainlet takes and boring pet projects. Selling his ambitions as world saving enterprises, no cold ways of multiplying his money. Blind bourgeois, as if he comes out of a Marxist novel
>Sacks
I like this guy the most, he largely accepts his world goes to shit and does his VC job in a routined, calculated kind of fashion

The value of the show is to have a glimpse of what people in high tiers of wage income (tens of millions per year) think about

will /smg/ make it through the Greater Depression?

>>49696378
Greetings from 2023!

>>49389635
Wtf I can watch webm’s on brave itoddler now.