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>be me
>pond drys up cause resons, need to find a new one.
>wonder onto a ranch with a pond where the cattle drink
>see farmer John working on his 3 man mining operation in the back of his property.
>go back to eating flys
>Fast forward a few days
>some s o y suckers trespass onto farmer John's ranch and take a bunch of pictures of me sitting on a pile of cow shit eating flys.
>the next day 30 s o y suckers pull up in their teslas and chain themselves to farmer John's tractor
>Kim kardawhateverthefuck a celebrity is sees s o y suckers on Instagram and makes it viral
>Gubna moon bean eminent domains all 500 acres of farmer John's land and seeds it to me
>homeless jhon now lives in a refrigerator box outside of Fresno
> 2 years later pond gets cemented over by a Chinese solar company
>wonder onto next ranch.

>>27746253
>Leadville district in Colorado they're abandoned because of environmental expense mostly.

>be me
>Wonder onto a ranch cause there's a pond where the cows drink from
>chilling on a pile of cow shit when I see farmer jhon checking up on his oil well
>eat fly
>three days later I'm still chilling on my pile of cow shit when some s o y sucker takes a bunch of pics of me
>scared.hop
>the next day 30 s o y suckers pull up in their teslas and chain themselves to farmer John's tractor
>some s o y sucking celebrity on Instagram makes it viral and gets gubna moonbeans attention
>moon bean eminent domains all 500 acres of farmer John's ranch that his family has owned since 1850
>gets land deeded to me
>homeless jhon is now living in a refrigerator box outside Fresno
> 2 years later pond gets cemented over by a Chinese solar company.
Wanders onto next ranch.hoppity