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OH NONONOONON AHAHAHAHAHAHAH NONONOONONONONONO AH AHAHAHHAAHHA LINKIES BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14256604
OH NONONONO AHAHAHA LINKIES BTFO CONFIRMED STINKY PAJEETS HAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LINKIES BTFO AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE /FUD/ FOREVER

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA LINKIES BTFO

LINK's javascript has been hacked and now all the nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes, Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops. Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 50 satoshi Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network. This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isn't verified yet. Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on. Get into something else now

>>13417054
LINKIES BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>12101267
NONONONONONO IS THIS REAL? THANKS ANON, JUST SOLD 100K

NONONONONON NOT AGAIN SERGEY IS STUCK ON HIS CHEESE THEORY FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WITH A 2 MAN PHILOSOPHY MAJOR DEV TEAM UNIRONICALLY JUST SOLD ALL MY LINK

I hate to break it to you anon, but its over. Chainlink exit scam imminent, check the github. Pic related, I won't say much more but word is Sergey has gone on a rampage over this latest code failure and assaulted a McDonald's employee.

OMG WTF CHECK GITHUB I FEEL SICK WTF HOW COULD SERGEY DO THIS TO US??????

https://github.com/smartcontractkit/chainlink