/biz/ - Business & Finance

SUPPOSEDLY, my grandparents are disappointed in everyone except me (God knows why, my brother is much more successful than I am, I work at a fucking Walgreens call center), and have a lot of money stored up in this extremely fraudulent stock market that is going to me when they die. However, they've told me that "my inheritances will only unlock when I'm 50, because we want you to work hard (lmao I know right, fucking old people)."

I'm worried because I know that the stock market is being pumped by Trump right now and could fall at any minute, J don't want to wait till I'm 50, or it might just not be that much money.

If it isn't enough to retire the minute that I receive that money I'm just going to fucking off myself and take some ((?bankers))) down with me. Fuck stewing in this bug-eating dystopia for 60 years just to retire a poor man who needs to learn Spanish to get around.

Either that or YangGang happens and I'm finally free.