/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56271000
>>56271031
same but I'm 35
maybe when crypto moons it will be finally my turn to have the sex

>>56012879
pretty much this, worst case is the roastie takes half your shit and you pay alimony so she can live comfy with her new boyfriend.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR PEPES
WORN OUT MEMES, WORN OUT MEMES
BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEIR DAILY WOJAKS
GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE
THEIR BAGS ARE FILLING UP THEIR TAXES
NO EXPRESSION, NO EXPRESSION
HIDE MY HEAD, I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROW
NO TOMORROW, NO TOMORROW

AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DUMPING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU, I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE
WHEN PEOPLE SELL THEIR CRYPTO IT'S A VERY VERY
MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD, MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD

BIZTARDS WAITING FOR THE DAY, THEY MAKE IT
HAPPY BULL DAY, HAPPY BULL DAY
MADE TO FEEL THE WAY THAT EVERY MILLIONAIRE SHOULD
SIT AND LISTEN, SIT AND LISTEN
WENT TO BINANCE AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS
NO ONE KNEW ME, NO ONE KNEW ME
HELLO SERGEY, TELL ME HOW MUCH TO MAKE IT
SHILL RIGHT TO ME, SHILL RIGHT TO ME

AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DUMPING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU, I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE
WHEN PEOPLE SELL THEIR CRYPTO IT'S A VERY VERY
MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD, MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD

ENLARGE YOUR BAGS
MAD WORLD

>>20985173
sounds complicated and I have to do that all manually?

>>19411589
>Q4 2021
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>18671920

>>17455545
I made it and I'm still here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oV_ZjGJvIU
/biz/, by Anonymous
What is /biz/?
/biz/ is like a big spectacle, fucking your rectum hole with pump and dumps
And right when it dips and you sell, the price is gonna jump and make you feel like a chump

What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends, but they're really shills faking goodwill
So just when you think you can finally pay your bills, they wanna make you hold their bag when you ain't lookin'

What is LINK?
LINK is what makes a Wojak turn pink
LINK is the root of all bag-holding
LINK'll make them same friends invest in gold, and tell you to stay and hold

What is /biz/?
I'm tired of /biz/

I'm tired of red candle-ass charts with all-time lows
I'm tired of losing $10k each time I doze
I'm tired of always yelling and frantically panic selling
Tired of my wallet never swelling
Tired of seeing Bitcoin on Big Bang Theory and Ellen
Tired of feelin' like it's DBZ and I'm Krillin
Tired of not being an early adopter
Tired of not being able to afford a Lambo and a fancy helicopter
Tired of wishin' for my death
Tired of having to beg for sats to spend on ETH
Tired of exchanges taking fiat and dartin' off
Tired of rockets liftin' off while I lose money every time I fart and cough
Tired of picturing Sergey every time I jerk off
Tired of havin' to work in a McDonalds cage for a wage that makes me wanna cry and scream with rage

I'm tired of using MetroPCS
I'm tired of eating Top Ramen
Tired of not having a bank account in the Cayman Islands
But if had a million Tethers, I'd dump it on an exchange, and keep pumping the prices up forever
If I had a magic wand, I'd start a bank run, and empty every wallet till the money's gone, and they're overdrawn
And if I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole market to kiss

I sold at 2.65 and I had bought for 4.40

>>14119087
LMAO

>>11523537
>>11523566
this gives me flashbacks

>be in the army 8 years ago
>arrive at base and tasked with other guy to clean the showers
>there is a kids pool in the shower filled to the brim with piss
>later found out that pisspool was used to give some slutty female officer golden showers
>people kept pissing into it for weeks

we poked it with a broom and then the pool collapsed and like 20 gallons of piss came down on us in a monsterwave, we were wearing our gasmasks but they didn't do shit against the smell, we ran out of the shower and locked the door and felt the piss coming from under the door and our feet started smelling like piss.

it was a nightmare.

>>10609702
>tfw can't be misogynist anymore because constantly read about smart woman in crypto

>learned about Blythe Masters
>she is actually really smart
>can't justify being a misogynist anymore

>>9906754
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

>>9906727
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

>>9777777
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

You are INNOVATORS. You are successful, sophisticated, take-charge in the bedroom people with high self-esteem. Your favorite things are BMW, Wired magazine, sparkling water, and Apple phones. You are among the established and emerging leaders in business and government, yet you feel alienated by institutions of authority and social decorum. You feel that there must be a better way. You can feel the the next wave is coming, an e-wave of SUPER MONEY that you will ride all the way to the top of the pussy pyramid.

Reminder: Ethereum Classic (ETC) is the security. Ethereum (ETH) never had an ICO.

ETC are about to be BTFO

is the 21 BTC club still a thing? I haven't noticed any kind of 21 bcash club talk