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The VIX has bottomed, and what comes down must come up, its simply physics, which have laws by the way and we all know you can't break laws unless you're Hunter and your dad's asleep at the White House, which is my house by the way in case you didn't know that, they had to bring in millions, millions of ballots to stop me, and look what happened? The Dow is going to die!

VIXchads, I have consumed an entire six pack of Diet Coke and have received the mandate of heaven, unlike Sleepy David Soxl who by the way is apparently a pedophile. I just heard it for the first time and I'm like, wow there's no way its true, but it is true unfortunately, so unfortunate.

VIXchads, Sleepy David Soxl is a pedophile and he's rigging the VIX to pump his computer stocks before the China Virus rapes, and I mean they're doing the raping with Taiwan we're not going to have any semiconductors! I asked Barron about this, cause you know he's good with computers and he said, "Dad, there's semiconductors in the computers!" Its crazy, totally unbelievable what they're doing with these semiconductors, and they're all stored, right on an island next to Chyna, and Chyna is really mad, probably because they have tiny penises! Don't clap for that the media won't like that, don't clap for that! You're making the media upset! Don Lemon is crying, and you know who's going to do a lot more crying? The mumus, we're in Joe Brandon's recession, but he doesn't want to say its a recession because it'll make him look bad, like Joe you have a crackhead son! He films himself masturbating and smoking crack, there's millions of laptops filled with Hunter jerking off while freebasing, and we're going to run out of the semiconductors for those laptops because Chyna is raping Taiwan!

VIXchads , stand back and stand by