/biz/ - Business & Finance

>there's a nvidia general now

nvda is going to 1000 isn't it

>>56947578
That's okay, fren. You can always buy back in when it gets back to 44k.

Since the US government has committed to printing infinite money in order to prevent any aspect of the financial system to collapse, is now a good time to go all in on stocks?

Hypothetically speaking, what happens if every single bank in the system suddenly becomes insolvent?

Why did BTC rocket today?

>>52530243
So, should I buy ETH tomorrow?

I just got hired for a job that I didn't even want. I asked a ridiculous price expecting them to disqualify me but they just hired me instead, no questions asked. The fuck. I don't want to wageslave.

How do I profit from the inevitable Tether collapse?

Is $1 worth of BTC worth more than $1 worth of USD?

>>52369884
Fuck you, that's why.

>>51511178
Why don't we just get rid of the government then?

Ever heard the phrase"breed like rabbits"? Why not buy 2 male, 8 female, have the rabbits fuck like crazy. Before you know it, you've turned 10 rabbits into 100 rabbits. This is profit. Why stop there? You can then set up a specialty food restaurant selling nothing but rabbit meat and exorbitant prices. Market the meat as "exotic." You can sell the pelts on the side. Hell, after some time, you can branch out into other specialty foods. The pet store sells guinea-pigs, hamsters, mice, rats, the list goes on. Just buy up the whole stock, let them breed, and then put them on the menu. Eventually you can even include turtles, lizards, parrots, the list goes on.

Memes aside, is SIGA actually, literally dead, or what? Latest FUD piece is that FDA thinks TPOXX will lead to the rise of mutations in monkeypozz. Gomez is MIA, and the case counter has basically halted, meaning that either monkeypozz suddenly got cured for no reason or they just stopped counting cases. Non meme answers only, please, I have March 2023 calls, but now I'm having some doubts.

>>51363473
I don't get it, what's the problem?

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>>50924533
That's just a waste of 3 perfectly good bananas.

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>>50517567
You have to go back

>>50412293
Terrible. Just fucking terrible. Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm experiencing deep vein thrombosis. Just kind of waiting for it to go away. Will probably be dead within a week though.

Why do I have the feeling that bank runs are about to begin.

>>30431927
I sold 3200 UNI around 2.5 usd. Not joking.

should i dump my gf?
been with me since i was dirt poor but shes not so hot
now that i've made it and realize what a meme women are i want to fuck 9s and 10s
anyone go through this dilemma?

that one guy who used to spam that same copypasta about ETH being unable to scale due to it being spaghetti code was actually right

is it considered a rugpull if I dump by GF now that I made it?
She gets on my nerves but has also been with me since i was dirt poor. also shes 25 so its game over for her if i dump her