/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54136695
>MUH HECKIN RECESSIONARINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

Literally nothing happened. This is retarded bobos last gasp. The dow is down like 2% after major bank failures? LMFAO, absolute nothingburger. FED is 100% pivoting at this point you stupid dumb monkey. Go ahead, post some gay chart.

Why didn't the market dump? You motherfuckers told me it would dump!

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>53477254
>Just 3 more years!

>>53445783
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH HECKIN TRIGGERINO DISAPLINARINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT really is the funniest thing in the world cry about trained combat soldiers from their basement while their mother brings them hotpockets.

> Biz I need to educate you about Fantom’s past. Why it should never have existed and why it is a giant utter scam that makes me seethe in my waking moments and in my sleep. Fantom haunts me in my dreams.
Fantom started as a vaporware project in 2018 during the ICO era when many ICO scams are popular. Fantom is one such project. The project was being spearheaded by a gook scammer named Ahn Byuhn Ik and his gook scamming cronies. Realizing that it’s actually not that simple to make a dag-based blockchain with their low gooky IQ, they enlisted the help of Andre “Rugpuller” Cronje.
>Andre “Rugpuller” Cronje in turn enlisted the help of his slavic cronies and concocted a plan to inflitrate the HBAR HQ where Leemon “The Genius” Baird is residing. Andre and his cronies succeeded in coaxing the HBAR code from the genius Leemom Baird during his deep slumber and left the HBARbarians who were guarding the HQ dumbfounded after finding out their code is being used in Fantom’s consensus mechanism.
>That is the nutshell biz and I highly encourage you to spread this copy and paste this and apread it around redit, twitter and biz in order to protect newfags of their money. We must not let the Fantom menace pump as it will result in catastrophic monetary losses among the newfags (already down 95% from ath). I also recommend that we steer them in the right direction by recommending HBAR as a better and more authentic investment to newfags. That is all biz.

>>53160156
>Raises 100%
>drops 3%
IT IS A HECKIN CRASHARINO!!!!

GUYS I GOT AN E-MAIL FROM THE CANADA REVENUE AGENCY (CANADIAN IRS) SAYING I HAVE TO LOG INTO TO VIEW MAIL REGARDING "SUPPLEMENTARY EXAMINATION"
AM I FUCKING GETTING AUDITED???

>>52498052
>"I just buy index funds so I don't really know or care about anything you just said but it sure is funny how mad you are about it"

>>52424353
>NOOOO
>YOU CAN"T JUST PERFORM A SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE UPDATE ON YOUR WEBSITE AND LET PEOPLE KNOW IN ADVANCE

>>51331182
NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKING DO THAT, THEY CAN BUY HALF THE SUPPLY BECAUSE THEY JUST CAN OK???

>>51239461
>Not the heckin review terrorist
>nooooooooooo

>>50959378
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STATE THE FIRST CLEAR FACTS OF THE MATTER AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A NIGGER!!! MR ZHOU WON'T PAY ME MY 50 CENTS TODAY

>>50537737
B but my college tuiton

>>50190569
You’re right we should just talk about SOXL and Oil forever.

>>50099581
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CELLERINOS

>>26787483
>rubic ath
>nooooooo pleaseeeee noooooo stop buying pleaseeeeeeee

>>26517515
>noooo you cannot just outperform Uniswap like that and take it’s 4 bilion marketcap

help /biz/
i'm 32 years old and my parents just died leaving me with nothing
i have never had a job
i have never touched a vagina
how do i get rich

>>24960110
>stop

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MELLON HE'S A LARP
>SO WHAT IF THE DATE HE MENTIONED WE SAW THE HIGHEST PRICE ACTION IN YEARS IT HAD A SMALL PUMP A FEW DAYS BEFORE SO HE'S WRONG
>SO WHAT IF HE SHARED A POSITIVE MESSAGE ABOUT JESUS YOURE A DISCORD TRANNY FOR TALKING ABOUT IT STOP RAIDING US!

Absolutely pathetic.