/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25937346
this is a fat sergey thread now

>>25578125
nah lets just crab between $11 and $14 for eternity

>>25147214
SN = SN = SN
>belly that jiggles like a bowl full of jelly

>>24092559
Based, anon. I just made $7,000,000

>>24045477
>Not criticising people on their body size is one of the first rules

Kek, the memes have gotten to him

>>22902531
One Big Mac

this coin will make mi familia rich again

$SSL

don't say i didn't warn u

https://www.sergsave.link

Listen here frens, the more you FUD link, the more bullish you make people on buying the dip and holding for a couple more years or so until it skyrockets. Although at times i get a bit depressed and start thinking this may never happen, but then I remember some fundamentals. For example, I dont see any of your shitcoins, even ethereum for that matter, being officially integrated by respected companies such as Deutsche Telekom. I will buy linkies during this dip and hold as much as possible, if the Oracle integration turns out to be true, it will be fucking bullish as hell (it already is though)

Point being, you might need to think of a better strategy to make people give up on Link, this constant FUD shit only works for someone who bought Link last week

>>21190368
>Sergey's net worth is 9.1 billion USD
approx 1 billion per ton

When will sir gay break 1,000,000,000,000?

>XRP replaces Swift
>LINK is partnered with Swift, now XRP
>Schizos take over the world as Oracleized and fully delitized Sergey combines with forerverial tiedup Mommy to fulfill the pregnant muslim Sergey prophecy. The son shall be the antichrist foretold by Baron von Rothschild.

700k dumps incoming soon.

>>20198359
Buy Chainlink.
It's the future.
You want to be part of the future, don't you?
81k EOY.

SERGEY
NO
BETRAY
LET'S GO STINKIES!

>>20183898
poopoo caca

After running some calculations it seems the staking returns will likely be 10/year per 10,000 LINK.... the math in determining is pretty complex and requires a background in stochastic calculus to really figure it out.... i ran it over with a couple of quants, arguing over the finer points, but this was the geometric mean that we decided upon. Better to just buy a bag, wait for a pump, and then sell to ETH which well offer much better staking returns to do better tokenomics

Ok /biz/ I’m ready to take the Link pill. Explain to me why this isn’t just another Pajeet-shilled shitcoin

My mom has no idea of what 4chan is, a couple of time she might have seen the /biz/ catalog pictures, green frog cartoons, half naked women, green or pink faced cartoons.

Only one time she asked me who was that ridiculously fat guy in the TIME cover.

At what point does ones stack the nulinker/stacklet status?