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>>4881277
Quick rundown on bitcoin for brainlets:

1. crypocurrency used to buy drugs.
2. people think it can be used for other things.
3. you can buy tacos with it.
4. there's a few atm's for bitcoin.
5. initial normie surge, price jumps to £600.

6. "the goyim want to compete against the dollar!"
7. *hearty jew laugh*
8. "why don't we invest?"
9. "let's buy a huge percentage of the total bitcoin and sit on it"
10. "the goyim will buy more shekels...i mean...coins.. and we get the profits!"

11. OMG DOOD DID U HEAR BOUT BITCOIN????? IT'S SO COOL YOU CAN BUY WEED WITH IT HAHA SO COOL.
12. WOW GONNA PUT LIKE $50 IN, I'M LIKE AN INVESTOR NOW HAHA, GONNA BE RICH!

13. bitcoin hits 17k
14. jews pull out en masse.
15. goyims were baited into a trap and it worked.
16. can't even pull out because coinbase are jews and stop the graphs when it starts to fall, and probably hinders selling to some degree.


get ready for a few months of it getting to 17k, tanking, recovering (but less) getting to 16k, tanking, and that'll repeat a few times until people pull out and realise that this is the biggest fucking ponzi scheme in 2017.