/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4981342
>I have a crypto related name on okcupid
>I match with a girl and send her a message
>she asks about the meaning of my name and I explain to her that I have some money on BTC
>Oh really? Wow anon, that's great. I heard in the news recently, it's worth $15k now!
>We chit chat a little longer
>A few days later she says "wow, it's worth 17k now! by the way, do you have (instant messaging app)?
>Give her my app ID
>Okay anon, I'll add you tonight!
>BTC dips to 13k because of the futures release, she doesn't add me
>Today, 3 days later, it goes back to 17k
>"oh sorry anon, I've been a little busy recently"