/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54046033
>They have their fortified bunkers in new Zealand and other places to weather the chaos.
This is and will never not be the most insane delusional cope I have ever heard. The fact these buffoons think they'll weather social collapse/revolution in some luxurious bunker surrounded by enemies that just choose to leave them alone, protected by infallibly loyal guards paid in now worthless currencies, who absolutely won't run a train on their Russian mail-order whore wife and brat children as the former master watches, hung by his entrails in the corner of the room.

The beauty is that you have to be a genuine psychopath to believe in such bullshit, like be pathologically incapable of empathising with others, to the point you genuinely believe you're Lelouch le Machiavelli and people will just bend to your will forever. I feel so insulted whenever I hear this New Zealand bunker lunacy.

>>52924989
The fact that they quantify assets and liabilities by "fair value" means their books are all made up within a certain % of the actual market.
>My assets are worth 6x (fair value) the market price
>My liabilities are worth 1/6(fair value) the market price

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO PIVOT!!!!
KEK