/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am the first Linkmarine to arrive at the NYC event tonight, having arrived an hour early. I had the pleasure of meeting Adelyn Zhou, whose poise & charisma are undeniable in person. She asked from which website I hailed, and I told her the truth: /biz/; at first she was somewhat taken aback, but I adroitly assured her that I was merely here to observe, and would not be doing anything stupid, like spouting memes. She agreed to pose with me for a selfy if I promised not to post eon 4chan, and I am a man of my word who is too smart to ruin a good thing, so I won't be posting it here. I went on to praise ChainLink's lack of hype & strong fundamentals as the opposite of most other ICOs, and she was visibly put at ease. She smiled & agreed with our assessment of this project's "stealth marketing." I then excused myself so that she may focus on her numerous other duties, and spoke with a few of the other guests & volunteers in order to assure everyone that I am not a dumb fuck. If there are any other /biz/raelies who need to get in, I have an unoccupied guest ticket (name: "Some Body") available to the first taker. By the way, Adelyn is much smarter, nicer & cuter than you autists claimed; she's really got her shit together, and is an excellent team leader. Please be nice to her. I apologized on account of our sometimes-hateful "community," and told her that I owe the fact that I ever learned about ChainLink to 4chan. She thanked me for my support after I revealed my modest stack of 20,000 LINK. I quietly await the main event. Ask me anything.