/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAolLRCs2i8

slow build up to the 320k USD blowoff top

Who here /ETSY/ ultrabull?

Hope you guys are ready for HELICOPTER MONEY next crisis

>>8769683
Trump promised a trade war with China when he was campaigning for president and markets are up a whopping 50% since then, nobody gives a fuck about a trade war, free trade didn't even exist in the 1980's and the stock market went up 1000%

Keep staying emotional over some minor noise so people like me can buy stocks on sale

woh else /FNGU/ here?

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https://www.ft.com/content/a5af4864-3053-11e7-9555-23ef563ecf9a

>The Securities and Exchange Commission on Wednesday gave the green light to quadruple leveraged exchange traded funds

Based SEC, when will we get 10x or even 100x leveraged ETF's?

Brexit 2.0

It will recover shortly after, trumps 15% corporate tax will send the S&P 500 to 3000 by 2020

Buy the dip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0T3vJ7u-j4&list=PLKiEBsOXrNf7og5WPYsx1Klmhvhy_p_sK&index=2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lft4ukAR1_o

>>1506983
Nice gains lad
>>1506985
I see you made off with SKLN toooo :D

>>1504442
>implying
Nigger, I'm sitting on fat stacks. kys.

Strong volatility all September and before the election, it's possible the dow jones will fall to 15000, it will recover though and reach 23000, and then 40000, and after that the financial and political system will completely meltdown but this may take as long as 2032

Become a university

Will an investment bank allow me to buy credit default swaps if I only have 30k to invest?

Hey /biz/ can we get a thread of our earning history? I'll start

>job number
>job/company
>wage
>duration/phase in life
>extra info

>Job #1
>McDonald's
>7.25 $/hr
>ages 16-17
>HS job, shit sucked sometimes but was cash the other times, wish i got a better paying job since it was total shit

>job #2
>same mcdonalds
>7.75 $/hr
>summer after freshman year
>same job, sucked but it was available with little effort, wish i got a better job

>job # 3
>santa at the mall
>9.85 $/hr, raised to 11 $/hr bc i was good with the kids and showed up
>19 winter break
>made me want to have kids desu, and lift. fatass mexican kid was heavy and crushed my knee

>job # 4
>organic grocery stocker
>11$/hr starting, in a year moved to 13 $/hr
>20-21
>kept it during the schoolyear to keep up employment history, cut hours and kept this job with job #5

>job #5
>telecom engineering internship/coop
>20.75 $/hr, when i became a senior raised to 22.50 $/hr
>21-22
>current job, hope to get a full time offer when i graduate.

And yes, I am working at a grocery, a co op, and going to school. My thinking was that if the co op fell through i still had a job and can say i was employed at the grocery the whole time. fit nicely into my schedule

I regret having not worked the summer I was 18 at least. I was unemployed (albeit in school or going to school the next semester) and wasting time

pls no bully

Hi /biz/ how were your investments this year?

Would you invest in a fund if you could get guaranteed 15% by end of Q1 this year (last Fri of March)?

>mfw governments around the world are totally broke and the baby boomers haven't even completely retired yet
>mfw people are going to abandon government bonds and move into private equity
>mfw the S&P 500 will be 6000 by 2020

Who /calm/ here?

>markets corrected to acceptable levels
>perfect buying opportunity
>US markets are fundamentally strong
>all these retards who lost their life savings because they don't know how to diversify
>S&P 500 still up 80% since only 5 years ago
>not investing for the long haul
>compound interest

Why aren't you pursuing a career in insurance, /biz/?

>shoveling snow as a kid
>most people give us $2
>some drunk guy in underwear gives us $10 each

Bought so much candy after that