/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>mfw

Amerifats are waking up

>>8436152
stop projecting fatso, you guys have been at it for months.

>Last 3 huge crashes during American day time
>they still claim they are the ones who safe the market
Fuck you ameriscums. Fuck you

Every fucking day.

This justing will never end.

ATL in BTC, near ATL in fiat. Barely up on initial investment. Fucking burgers

>everything starts turning red after hours of green candles
Yes, the nation of shit is fully awake now

Anyone else losing BTC constantly since December? I'm down to 2.5 from 4. Feels fucking awful

>having to apply for jobs instead of being offered positions

>wake up
>panic sell all bitcoin for no reason
>eat a cheeseburger
>wash down with 200 oz soda
>take taxi to McDonalds
>get shot because he kept his hands in his pockets for 2 seconds too long
>eat a cheeseburger
>400 oz soda
>has a heart attack
>ambulance ride costs $400,000
>take out third mortgage
>purchase 600 oz soda from McDonalds

Thanks, guys.

>wake up
>panic sell all crypto for no reason
>buy cheeseburger
>wash down with 200 oz soda
>get shot becausae he kept his hands in his pockets for 2 seconds too long
>has a heart attack
>ambulance ride costs $400,000
>take out third mortgage
>buy a cheeseburger
>200 oz soda

Here we go again.

So this is why you burgers are always selling when you make 2% returns, panicking about your fucking cuck taxes .

You really think they are going track every single movement on some korean exchange, just a simple in vs out surely? Besides if your always buying high and selling low you can write most of it off as a loss no? kek

>>7138014

Brace for the Burger dump that will occur when they wake up to the dip.

Okay, I'm NOT falling for this shit again. I'm not buying before the burgers wake up and panic sell their coins, too.

every... fucking... time... they... wake... up

>>6876384
HAHHAHAHA fagot

Why are Americans so weakhanded?

SURPRISE SURPRISE THE STUPID YANK BASTARDS ARE ALREADY SELLING AGAIN

STUPID FUCKING YANKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>Virgin

anytime now..