/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be op from earlier thread:
>>17213203
>smoke weed
>enter private key into metamask client
>"ooops, it didn't work!"
>fuck
>assume the worst: phishing attack
>panic
>smoke more weed
>post here
>>17213203
>fuckfuckfuck
>smoke more weed
>do research
>do more research
>"ethereum private keys are 64 characters long
>waitaminute….
>sixty-two, sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five
>count again
>SIXTY-FIVE
>mfw funds are safe because past me inserted a random sixty-fifth character into my paper records of this private key but no idea which one lol
>just gonna have to get the other copy of this key out of storage

>>17092157
Sounds like the guy is a narcissistic solipsist who just wants to shit on his collaborators' ideas in order to make them his own, because he believes that he's smarter & wiser than you or anyone else with less money than him, so he just wants to change things for the fuck of it.

Is your product purple? He'll want to make it yellow instead. Oh, it's yellow after all? He wants it to be purple, but not *that* color of purple; this *other* shade of purple you probably haven't heard about yet. You should literally tell him something like this:

>"Are you big-leaguing me? Seriously. Cuz it seems like you're trying to big-league on me. Like, you're this hotshot, hot shit, pseudo-corporate suit & tie who's operating purely on unjustified confidence and bullshit. This is not why I sought your services. I don't have time for a dick measuring contest, and I'm not going to fundamentally change my designs on your whims, because I've put a lot more thought into this than you. This is my plan, my project, my business. You're an advisor; not an author. You're an agent hired to bring INVESTORS, *not* a co-creator of MY project with any sort of design input. I have my design. I designed it. There is no more designing needed. I need money -- *MONEY* -- not this bullshit. I'm looking for investors to bear the costs in exchange for equity. If you can't sign investors like this onto my project, I have no use for you whatsoever; in fact, you're now wasting my time and aggravating me, so why don't you get the fuck out of here and find some investors of the kind that I have specified. Don't come back without people who are committed to give me money right now in exchange for equity in my company."

(Then, just stare at him without blinking as you slowly raise your coffee cup up for the slowest, most deliberate sip of your life, maintaining snake-eye contact with him without blinking, until he actually leaves. If he tries to speak, silence him with a gesture.)

>toasting in ebin bread
$1 eoy 2019
$10 eoy 2020
$100 eoy 2021
$1000 eoy 2022

Decade's almost over, anon. What accomplishments can you say you achieved?

>Won gold in State Championship crew tournament
>Learned what love is
>Learned what heartbreak is
>Got laid a lot
>Learned what addiction is
>Learned what depression is
>Learned the value of family
>Discovered the power of prayer
>Found solace in community
>Made a milli off BTC/ETH
>Got my undergraduate degree in CSCE
>Ate a lot of acid
>Started a high-paying career

How did your twenty-teens stack up bros?
I've had a lot of lows but some extreme highs as well. Hopefully you can remember all the good times you had.

>>13993009
>Milfs & cougars
My nigga

>>13784355
https://youtu.be/zUyqDxa2k3w

>>13437848
>Thick Japanese Cougars
My nigga

>>12681712
>chinks giving a shit about valentinees

>>12105040
getting fit wont fix your problems youre still the same loser just jacked

insteaad go on goodvibespanel.com, resell the services at 100-1000% markup. create a little website or something make it look professional and youll be rolling in dough, accept payments in crypto if you wanna hodl etc

>>11836446
black women are fun to fuck but if you're dating one you're a cuck because they WILL fuck someone else and tell you about it

>tfw the someone else is me

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>>11032793

>Unironically falling for LINK is a meme meme.

ISHYADT

quality shitpost

>>10633527
>tfw my $30 android burner has lasted longer than many $1000 iPhones