/biz/ - Business & Finance

esteemed /biz/ experts have been saying LINK is the opportunity of a lifetime since 2017

>>49324764
staking will be the same situation as with mainnet. mainnet is announced, comes out, /biz/ realizes literally nothing changes chainlink is still useless and doesn't do anything.
staking will come out, sergey will say it's currently in beta and you can only stake on testnet, cue 5 years of nothing.

I would have killed myself by now if it was not for this man
This man has saved my life
I love this man
Does anyone else love this man?

>>10428621
holy shit Sergey really let himself go

who here /shortedat6k/?

i know bitcoin is gonig below 3k if not lower, so i got plenty of funds to keep me from getting liquidated on my 25x short

>shorted 5 btc
>2 btc back up funds to keep me from getting liquidated from random dead cat bounces

literally free money once the panic sets in

>>6250820
a cuddleable plushie of Sergey like this would genuinely be super cool

>>6099195
Hmm I think I'll have half a dozen bigmacs and two diet colas
>t-that'll be 0.00001 LINK sir

>Sergey arrives to a metting with the SWIFT executive members and CEO
>Mr. Sergey, we've considered taking up your offer on a formal partnership but, due to the high $1 price of your product we've decided against it. Don't call us.
>LINK dumps to 1 cent
>LINK holders single handedly caused LINK to dump down to nothing by memeing it and causing it to rise in price

YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED STINKY LINKIES
HAVING LINK LOW IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST FOR NOW

>>5841805
THAT FUCKING ID
I BELIEVE TOO MONEY BELLY

Why the FUCK havent you gotten on chainlink? This is a solid coin with a solid team and great outlook. Look at its price.
This is going to 10x.

Ok xrp already mooned, too expensive for normies
What are they going to buy next?
XLM is now in the top 10 and is cheapear than 1 dollar
The logo is a rocket
Should I go all in? I need a quick x10. Lets think like a normie.

TONIGHT BOYOS
ITS HAPPENING TONIGHT
CHAINLINK BACK TO 1200 SATS TO NIGHT

You are only allowed to post here if you nisser out on big gains due to holding link.

>xrb at 19k sats
>only bought 300 couse muh link stack wont sell not Even 1

>sleeping giant

It's over. LlNK is FINISHED.
Anyone still hoding any amount of this dead memecoin will regret it.

>>4935046
fuck off
money belly is who will make us rich

>>4688849
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keep frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Get out

Leave Sergey alone. I've never seen a more abused and bullied man in the crypto space. He doesn't owe you anything, and he may have low testosterone due to his weight. That is not his fault, even if it leads to low libido, motivation, and drive.

I want each and every one of you to apologize and promise to be nice to him.

>>4508977
i hope chainlink goes down to a single satoshi value

you fucking deluded linkies needs to learn it the hard way

your vaporware is not worth anything, and proof of concept is not a product in any way possible

>>4478053
oh yes let's pump this 3.5 billion cap coin to $620 from $458
I don't think anyone on /biz/ is stupid enough to believe your pathetic attempt to sell your bags. At least I hope so.

i dont think you need to fear any moon missions anytime soon

who here has the most link. anyone have over 1 mill?