/biz/ - Business & Finance

I love when girls sneeze. I want a girl to spray her sneeze all over my naked cock, in minecraft. And also in real life.

This morning, I awoke to find out that my teenie white penis had grown into a massive Negro schlonger donger hanging between my pasty white legs!!! I had been praying to Allah for months day and night that my teeny white pee pee would grow to the length and girth of that of the typical American Negro. Today, at long last, my prayers were answered! Where once there was a tiny pink wee wee, now there is a giant black mamba, a 10 inch boa constrictor hanging out of my boxers, splayed across the floor! I thought my prayers had indeed been answered, my life was finally worth living, all the bitches would want me, and I praised and thanked the Profit Muhammed until tears streamed from my eyes and snot dripped from my nose, but I am now suddenly shocked to find that, although my penis is now Sambo-Sized, all the money that was in my bank account has suddenly vanished, my fridge is full of nothing but two week old fried chicken and malt liquor, I have dozens of illegitimate kids with names like Leroi and Shaquanna, I have four fat, lazy, angry baby mamas on food stamps, I have nothing in my wallet but a maxed out EBT card, I have three outstanding warrants for vagrancy, robbery, and public chicken consumption, I'm unemployed and I live in a filthy trap house! HELP! HEEEELLLLPPPP!!! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE!!!

Unrelated but I miss when websluts would post nudes on 4chan/plebbit without any financial motivation
>tfw my cousin has an of

>>56848261
No. You leave if you don't like it.
Your not the boss.
Pmg does not belong to you.

>>56443881
Stop posting weird pictures.
We don't need to have a freak show here.
I come her to get away from the freak show

>>56394164
Bloody basterds

>>56350249
Quick research indicates, once you have all the equipment, each figure costs about $0.10 to make, and can take 30 min +/- to 3d print on an average home user /diy/ 3d printer.
I would double that estimate if also printing the clothing/armor/accessories for each figure.
Then the finishing/clean up of the printed figure
Then the primer and detail painting.
Once a good character pattern and production system is developed. I think the detail, prep and painting could be done 30 min. Max per figure. Probably more like 5 minutes.
Then advertising, packaging, sales and distribution/shipping.

>>56333320
>plastic corn kernal tool.
Looks like some kind of robo suck ona hole contraption

One time a girl was flirting with me and she stuck her chewing gum in my mouth. I chewed it for a little while and took it out to put back in her mouth. Somehow I accidentally dropped it into her hair and it got stuck. She quickly figured out there was not getting it out and stormed out the room. We never spoke again

Tether up
Now.
It's going to be a massacre

I want you to ram your thick cockmeat into my bussy