/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Had to start working nights at office job
>Pretty much by myself besides janitor and 1 other coworker
>Coworker is some skinny tall blonde woman with cute face
>Sometimes have to talk to her over progress and tasks thru the week
>Notice her workspace STINKS of feet
>She always takes her fucking high heels off and rests them on desk, even rubs them on carpet too
>"They are a size 14 btw, just so you know" out of fucking nowhere
>Even walks to my office barefoot and shows them off in office doorway during small talk
>Complains about walking around all day and wants her feet rubbed, even asked me if I want to do it few times, politely declined since I don't want both of us to get fired
>Other coworkers ask if me and her were dating, said no, and then were surprised while encouraging us to go out sometime

Um bros, what do I do with this woman? Is this a bearish sign for me to short anything to do with commercial real estate? I can't take it anymore!

>China’s largest brokerage, Citic Securities, has suspended short selling for some clients, per Bloomberg

Uhm bros, is 2024 gonna be it? The next GFC that could dwarf 2008 by a huge margin?

Kek
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Fucking AMZN
Short that company into the dirt please, this has gone on long enough