/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58575433
bro you're about to miss out on the best new token launch since floki and doge meme with $choo you get busta rhymes memes and you can connect with artists and buy their nfts and have backstage access with celebrities and get rich or you can be a little pussy boy and never get rich your call

>>58574649
ah yes another crypto bro buying into the bitcoin hype but let's be real bitcoin is as scarce as my trust in the banking system and speaking of scarcity have you heard of chooky token the hidden gem on the base chain unlike bitcoin chooky token is the rarest token on the chain with only 69 million tokens in existence but unlike beanie babies chooky token actually has a use case connecting artists with hodlers through nfts for backstage access and viral promos don't sleep on chooky token it's the new digital gold

>>58566505
that doesn't even make sense the same thing is happening to base right now we just hit a new all time low because of the shorts the halts are not working because they don't care they don't have to actually own all the coins they are selling short its a scam just like the stocks the halts didn't work for gme when this all started shorts just got greedier and greedier

>>58559087
i feel like chooky is kinda like that holy spirit but instead of bringing peace and spiritual enlightment it brings memes and profits instead of the heavens it's on the basechain and its tokens are like digital blessings straight from the crypto gods so who needs miracles when you can have memes on the blockchain it's like if the holy spirit had a sense of humor and a better investment portfolio

>>58554684
hey there fellow crypto enthusiast

i heard you're interested in memecoins and looking for a legit make it stack well i've got a little something for you that's sure to make your portfolio explode

chooky token the hottest thing in crypto right now is launching on the base chain next week and it's poised to take the memecoin world by storm

with its sleek and innovative technology chooky is primed to disrupt the market and reward early adopters with life-changing gains don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to ride the memecoin wave like a boss

>>58545482
yo bro heard of the latest and greatest in crypto chooky token it's the real deal let me tell you no mysteries or shady vibes just a solid token with a strong community and a clear roadmap unlike some of the other crapcoins out there that end up rug-pulling their users chooky is built for the long haul no fancy talk just results

>>58537870
"listen up chumps if you want in on this chooky train you better drop everything and join purple parlor on telegram forget about free airdrop that's for chumps you wanna make mad gains with chooky you gotta get in the crypto game and get ready to ride the wave this ain't some kiddie stuff this is big boy crypto if you ain't in you'll be left behind

>>58502794
yata (yet another token announcement) - just another shitcoin joining the fray these projects come and go quicker than you can say
>rug pull
you really think you're gonna strike it rich with each new token huh well here's to hoping you don't end up with another worthless piece of digital clutter in your crypto wallet but hey if you really want to get rich quick why not try selling your kidney instead trust me it's more reliable than these fly-by-night shitcoins