/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24605379
*notices ur lungs*

>>24313802
No, we need a March dump to bankrupt the newfags. The good news is that literally none of the fundamental market problems that cause the March collapse were fixed.

>>24259209
>Take meme flu vaccine
>Get partial nerve paralysis a year later
>"Whoops...guess there's a reason we are supposed to test this more and monitor the long term effects before giving to the public..."
>covid just fucking mutates like the flu so last year's vaccine was pointless anyway

Buy my novel - on store shelves at a bookstore near you on dec.12.2020.

>>24204489
We had this argument in March and the result was me falling for your bullshit and shorting the bottom. Stonks only go up because it would be incredibly destabilizing if they didn't, and literally the only actual interest and any administration is self preservation

We need a new thread with a cute coronachan OP

>>20842760
You managed to get your countrymen banned from the fucking Bahamas. Nobody is taking American tourists. Canadians are unironically smashing windows and slashing tires of American plated vehicles. You did this to yourselves.

>>18453211
Corona-chan is cute and tamed. Look at the adorable little virus! Lockdowns lift soon, back to work, pent up demand, SPY 420 by 4/20/20

Only reply to this post if you're 100% long. No bonds, no puts, no inverse ETFs.

>>18309544
for best results buy 50/50 SDOW and UDOW and hold them forever, and remember to rebalance every month!

Is there an ETF that literally just theta memes? Apparently there's ETFs that literally just do covered calls so it's not a stupid question

Spirit went up 2.5% to $19.20 after hours. Have we found the bottom?

>>18218706
This is a CIA lie

1000 deaths per day tomorrow in the US

>futures red

I just sold my DRV at a $2 profit to buy Bank of Montreal and Air Canada. I put my faith in Justin Trudeau, the Bank of Canada, and most of all, Jerome Powell's Magical Money Machines.

Goodnight /smg/. Imma be up at 6 because the weed coast be like it do. May Coronachan guide The Line. Sleep tight, don't let Jerome bite!

If coronavirus ever ends there will be bad Fox segments about the coronachan meme like a new exploding vans painting us all as death cultists from the far right four-chans

RIDE THAT SUCKER RIGHT THROUGH, RIDE HER THROUGH LIKE A COWBOY

WE NEED TRUMP ON CORONACHAN RULE 34 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Alright niggers. Fuck the double up play. I want the triple up play. The 4x play. The 5x play.
What is THE play on the way back up for maximization of gains?

Alright niggers, I'm looking for THE play when this all settles down.
What stock do I go ALL IN on near the bottom for the biggest return? I'm trying to avoid oil since who fucking knows when that'll shake out, and I'd like to avoid something like SOXL or SSO since the triple and double leverage can eat into gains.

Jerome is simply charging his spirit bomb (again).
Just wait.
The green dildo was form.
That's when I blow my load.

>>17665491
that or the great trump is a retarded faggot crash. TIRF crash for short

>>17662166
Either that or when the hospitals begin to collapse. Read the reports out of italy. Its no longer the old that are on ECMO machines but rather the young. They are at their breaking point and have turned whole hospitals to the treating of Corona-chan

>>17649439
Physical prepping supplies, moron. There's a pandemic in all but name hitting every corner of the planet.
It's not the time to fight for more imaginary numbers. We have to look out for our families.