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Picture this anon:

You awaken from a restful sleep in your $10,000 mahogany bed with silk linen and turn over to your beautiful Ukrainian wife whose accent alone is enough to make you coom. You walk down to your garage and are presented with a myriad of exotic cars. Hm, which one will you take out today? The Maserati? Ferrari? Lamborghini? Its up to you anon. You take a nice morning drive down to the beach to catch a glimpse of the sunset. You lay on the beach, smiling, and reminiscing about the times you were sitting alone at home, with no friends, hot wife, or money. You've made it.