/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55026313
PURCHASE PROPERTY NOT CRYPTOS LIKE PEEPO

>>54985783
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> #Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy.

>>50719291
You're right anon! This is a HUGE happening! I can't believe those crooked Hedge FUCKS would ever steal our shares and turn the splividend around on us! Good thing that's just FUD, you're right - this is the biggest happening of our lifetimes. You're so fucking based, man. I'd suck your cock if I was gay (I'm not gay (I did have an experience with second-hand semen once with my wife (uh-oh, here come those triple parenthesis again! LOLOLOL))))

>>50719296
Unbelieveably based Mark Cuban poster, god I wish I was him - what a pure textbook definition of CHAD. I follow his financial advice all the time and despite the market crashing, I'm only -15% down this year!!! BASED

>>50719332
Based and we are not a cult pilled! Say it with me! Sneed Hedgies! Sneed! DRS or you're NGMI! Never selling! Diamond Hands! Apes no fight Ape! Ryan Cohen is my GOD

>>50215193
i'm shorting QOM since they're having 10% and 20% per week, and i'm always abusing their bleeding so yeah, you get me

>But he's right

>>30440711
>SQUEEZE HAS NOT BEEN SQUOZE

>>30250022
>IM GONNA POST GAY PORN THAT OUTTA SHOW HIM

>>29862467
>If I showed you the size of my wifes tits and explained how she lactates when really excited during sex all over me, you would kysed immediately.

>>29789632
>MOMMY CATHY, DADDY KARP, LORD MUSK HOLY TRINITY!!!

>>29699073
>THE SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZE GUYS

>MUH HECKIN GME AND AMC
>SQUEEZE THE SQUOZE
>NO RACISM PLEASE
>GUYS, GALS, AND ENBY PALS WE ARE ALL WINNERS, MY LOSS IS YOUR GAIN

>>29672716
>She has been extremely successful so far and employs a lot of very educated people. She has a solid track record

>>29662928
>BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOLY TRINITY OF MOMMY CATHIE, DADDY KARP AND LORD ELON!!!

>TRUST IN MOMMY CATHIE!!!

>MOMMY CATHIE!!!!

>Cathie Woods

>>29470531
>Mother Cathie Daddy Karp Lord Elon. Holy Trinity.

>Daddy Karp literally showed up in the woods, dissed Wall Street, then told investors this isn’t a short term play but longs will be rewarded. What a G

>Time in the market beats timing the market
>Never invest more than you can afford to lose
>Always remember to take profits
>Diversify your portfolio, dont leave all your eggs in one basket
>You should have only 5% of your portfolio in speculative assets like crypto
>DCA
>Buy low, sell high
>Never catch a falling knife
>Stop trading and HODL
>Buy the rumor, sell the news
>No one beats index funds
>If you never sell, you never actually lose any money

>>27703181
>amc for dummies.png

>>27497906
>"Not selling kike"

>>27491387
>>>27491142
>I'm not a gambler, cunt. I have invested nothing in my whole life but I reckon this is as good a time as any to orientate myself.
>>27491142
I'm not a gambler, cunt. I have invested nothing in my whole life but I reckon this is as good a time as any to orientate myself.

BUY AND HODL!!!!!!