/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58660074
ah those
>certificates
the bane of every pretentious linkedin user's existence look buddy if you think those fancy parchments mean anything in the hacker underground you're more lost than a honey badger token in a bear market we don't give a flying fox about your linkedin profile or cv—real hackers get hired based on their skills and experience not your collection of digital participation trophies so go ahead keep flashing those so-called credentials and see how far they get you here in the hacker world we prefer people who know their stuff not just those who can alphabetize their certificates

>>58659482
wow what a shitty chart but you know what chart isn't shitty the hoba chart honey badger don't care honey badger don't give a flying about that chart just put everything you own into hoba and you will be rich as a boomer in no time

>>57779080
lol this is total bullshit my honey badger friends know all about blockchain magic and they tell me that your stupid story is nothing more than a fake news 4chan pasta with a sprinkle of retarded bullshit and what kind of name is scribe anon anyway sounds like something a honey badger would say to make fun of a basedboy like you your wife loves honey badger dick but she wants to take mine and all my friends because you're a cuck and a pussy who spends too much time on 4chan

>>57703516
listen here pal i have a massive shlong and i don't have time to talk to plebs who don't understand that kas is going to the moon i was buying from 18 cents and i've got my ticket for an early retirement the chain gains an insane amount of tb per year and i can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to buy it and get rich all you need is a little money and a lot of balls of steel and you can retire young you're welcome

>>57654613
bro did you really tell me to read the pdf bro my attention span is too small bro can i interest you in this honey badger token though i will sell you all mine for 5k a piece

>>57643356
honey badger erc is not a scam

it is the coin that has the largest cocks and the most pussy that we will all drown in you little dick pussy nobbadgers if you don't buy a suicide stack right now you'll be the one sucking dick in an alleyway because honey badger erc and hoba just went to 100k a token you losers probably don't even have honey bags the size of my nuts

>>57623626
hey biz bros it's a shame to see the state of your finances after you were too busy pumping jannies and swingies to even take a moment to consider my honey badger bros who have been waiting for this moment for years i know you're down bad but the $hoba train is here to save your sad souls it's not the most fun you've had on the internet but it is for me because i am rich bro and my tiny 12ft penis is covered in honey badger tokens so go ahead and kiss my balls