/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28841943
I'll do one better with my wife and I
>30 year VA loan
>$0 down on a literally $1 million loan cause it's nothern faggot virginia and that's how much a "starter home" costs
>mortgage will be in excess of $5K/mo
>get to live in a neighborhood of all pakis and chinks cause they're the only other ones buying 99% of the houses here
>she's a govt employee so at least we have that, but I dont have that kind of security
>it's just going to take literally 1 month of job loss for me, or any unforeseen medical expense to cause us to go underwater
living the american dream..

>22
>only $861K in 401K
>$1.56mil net worth
I-I'm not gonna make it am I?

>>26606946
>tfw missed YET ANOTHER once-in-a-lifetime stonks opportunity
>tfw someone multiple once-in-a-lifetime stonks opportunities have occurred in the past 12 month period
>tfw didn't capitalize on any
I deserve to be a slave to my job for the rest of my life