/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56983124
I will buy it if I see that airdrop. Will exchange my linkies for it.

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>>55596948
Very cool!

>>12962891
there's still mcdunalds

>>11433611
D

>>11347111

>>11246944
beautiful, anon

thou are not ready for the stink that be our link

>>11149198
Unironically very bullish

>>11073220

Imagine knowing that at any given time of the day or night there is an obscure autistic internet cult making rude pictures of you, larping as your friends and family and speculating on what you had for lunch.
All day. Every day. At any given time.
For over a year now.

>>11052928

>>11039102
woah

>>10989118
>There is no better feeling than the movement of life inside Sergey Nazarov

>>10979311
> checked brother

>>10965888

Link is your lifeboat. Look at the moon even in a sea of blood

>>10952722
Thank you, fren

>>10949935

>>10950723
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, brother? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in WWE Wrestling, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Championship Belt, and I have over 300 confirmed takedowns. I am trained in Leg Drop warfare and I’m the top WWE in the entire WWE Wrestling League. You are nothing to me but just another brother. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words brother. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, brother. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brothers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, brother. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, brother. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can body slam you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the WWE fake chairs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little brother. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn brother. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, brother.

I met Serg Hogan at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere Serg Hogan shows up next to the manager and says “BROTHER, THESE DUDES CAN FINISH. WE'LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER. I GOT SOME TIME, JACK.”
And I (being a big Link fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”
Serg was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Serg Hogan and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

I met Serg Hogan at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere Serg Hogan shows up next to the manager and says “BROTHER, THESE DUDES CAN FINISH. WE'LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER. I GOT SOME TIME, JACK.”
And I (being a big Link fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”
Serg was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Serg Hogan and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
BUM BUM BANANA BANANAHHH
I'VE GOTTA TETHER UP IT DON'T HURT TO HIDE
BUM BUM BANANA BANANAHHH
IF YOU FUD MY DEVS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I'VE GOTTA BE A NEET, I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE!
I AM A REAL LINK HOLDER MAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF SERGEY'S PLAN
I AM A REAL LINK HOLDER MAN
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT
I'VE GOT NO LIFE!