/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Harry, did you put your stimulus check in the GME stock? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?
>I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?
>>DID YOU PUT YOUR STIMULUS CHECK IN THE GME STOCK?!
>HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question.
>CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!
>Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick.
>DID YOU PUT YOUR STIMULUS CHECK IN THE GME STOCK?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?
>EXPULSO!
>Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley...
>...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?...
>AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU!
>STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!
>I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR STIMULUS CHECK IN THE GME STOCK?!
>STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??
>AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN!
>ACCIO W88!!!!!
>OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!!
>DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! STIMULUS!!!! CHECK!!!! IN!!! THE!!!! G!!!! M!!!! E!!!! STOCK???!!!
>...
>WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN
>REDUCT-