/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11082508

1. put all your money into a pile
2. set it on fire

>>11004571
I strongly support general assassination markets.

IT STARTED OUT WITH A DIP
HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
IT WAS ONLY A DIP
IT WAS ONLY A DIP

NOW I'M CRYING TO SLEEP, AS I POST PINK WOJAKS
PEPE'S, LAUGHING AT ME, AND I KNOW I'M A FAG
NOW THE DILDOS ARE RED, AND MY STOMACH IS SICK
AND I KNOW THAT THEY SAID
THAT I WAS GOING TO GET DUMPED
SCAMMED, REKT, JUSTED, AND CŮCKED
I BOUGHT THE CHINKS' BAGS

AND I JUST CAN'T LOOK, IT'S KILLING ME
MY WIFE JUST LEFT ME

JEALOUSLY
TOWARDS ALL THE OLDFAGS WHO ARE NEETS
AS I RIDE THE BUS TO WORK
MY BOOMER LIFE IS SUCH A JOKE
BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAY
FOR THINKING I COULD GET AWAY
FROM WORKING 'TIL THE DAY I DIE
'CAUSE THAT'S MR. KIKE'S LIFE

>>10353754
Crypto has unironically made me a borderline incel.