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>Finally get offer for unpaid internship
>Submit to pre-employment penis inspection
>Arrive at the inspection dungeon
>Wagie inquisitor nails me to the penis inspection crucifix
>A panel full of hot females wearing lab coats and carrying clipboards walks in
>They laugh at my small peepee
>Penis inspection shows no sign of moneypox
>Offer rescinded because they assume I'm homophobic
>They cancel me by leaving my corpse nailed to the penis inspection device to be preyed upon by carrion birds
>One of the females spits on me and mutters "fucking bigot"
>Last thing I hear on their way out is "See you gals at the abortion party!"

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>>49589637
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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MY CRYPTO
MY HOME PRICE
MY JOB
MY METALS

IM GETTING BLED TO DEATH!!!

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>>49293596
>Mfw Powell unzips penis and dumps $8.9 trillion market sell right on the bid, no limit order, no trimming, no mercy, wiping out the whole order book, and all assets flash crash to $0

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DOGE, Decentraland, or RUBIC

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>>30263903
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ATTENTION - THIS IS THE END

>Theme:
https://youtu.be/GY6LvdsM-3k

Pack your bags
Go home
kiss you kids, kiss your wife.
Come back another day.

I am celebrating the fortune of having what I am blessed with.

Reality is playing a minor tune, but I am hearing a major melody


t. UVXY hodler

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else

But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything.

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now the guilt is all mine
can't live without the trust from those you love.
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love and pride
because of that it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down,
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down,
in my heart of hearts,
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
everything, everything
that matters to me,
matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now all the guilt is mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
we can't forget love and pride
because of that, its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down

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>>30256226
MY CALLS WERE UP
AND GOT SO HIGH
I DID NOT KNOW TO SELL OR HODL
I PUT MY TRUST
IN UUUU
I WENT AS FAR AS TQQQ

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>>30249337
explain.

>>30249390
hey I have that too!

>>30249566
checked, but true about OIL. middle eastern production might increase to bring the price in a little bit, but long term the biden admin is going to tank the dollar in relation to oil because of the GREEN (t. shit) policy and stance on going to war with the middle-east.

oil from foreign lands, which is expensive to ship, costs more than domestic oil. Jews wanted Biden to get their foreign oil companies to pump. That is what they will get.
Be wary of domestic oil companies in the event they get shit on by carbon tax BS that drops their revenue.

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>>30216781
See
>>30216893

IT IS HAPPENING!
SELL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLL!

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THE IMPACT IS IMMINENT

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I hate this experience but I also love it, its the only time I feel alive. the anxiety turns to the thrill and right when things seem hopeless the market slams you back in the shuttle and you're snorting green lines of pure unmistakable joy once more. here's to hoping Fantom regains market trust and people take the time to look into its great potential.

the piss festivities will be endless bros

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WHY WHOULD THE GOVERMENT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN

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>>29326818
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
>SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQUOZED
THEY CONFIRMED IT IN COURT UNDER OATH. IT’S OVER. SELL NOW!

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This is never gonna reach its 10k target, is it?

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>>29045977
All of us are.

It seems Algo's only use case in real life is to turn profit into vapours.

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>normies FOMOing in and ruining my APR

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>CLF

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BUYING AND CRYING

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