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>>29350152
>Be me, yellow spotted frog
>Wonder onto a ranch cause there's a pond where the cows drink from
>Chilling on a pile of cow shit when I see farmer Jhon checking up on his oil well
>Eat fly
>Three days later I'm still chilling on my pile of cow shit when some s o y sucker takes a bunch of pics of me
>Scared, hop.
>The next day 30 s o y suckers pull up in their Teslas and chain themselves to farmer John's tractor
>Some s o y sucking celebrity on Instagram makes it viral and gets gubna moonbeans attention
>Moon bean eminent domains all 500 acres of farmer John's ranch that his family has owned since 1850
>Gets land deeded to me
>Homeless Jhon is now living in a refrigerator box outside Fresno
> 2 years later pond gets cemented over by a Chinese solar company.
Wanders onto next ranch.hoppity