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>>26229877
Crackwhore anon’s latest catch

Lost a lot of money today on GME calls. Long story bought way too late and got caught chasing spyro. Tomorrow should be interesting, I'm thinking maybe going heavy in with UVXY calls. Usually dems are good with the economy but Trump + Wuhan flu changed everything and we keep getting pumped for no reason. I should have made money on SPY like I always do (buy the dip and sell the rip) but due to this week being potentially volatile and unique I didn't go for it which ended up burning me.

Sorry for blabbing but you guys are the only "friends" I have and I don't really have much interaction with the outside world aside from the prostitutes I lay with.

I saw a streetwalker this afternoon, first one in a long long time. I asked her if she was homeless but she said no and got offended. I offered her 60 for half hour and she said ok but it has to be covered. Her box was mangled but her mouth was very nice. She's very cute, has a small town vibe about her even though she didn't disclose where she was from. She just said "I guess I'm a floridian now lol" fucking cunt bitch lol.