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7 hour work day
require a minimum of 70 hours of work per week in order to qualify as full-time employee
lower the minimum wage to $0.50
economy instantly skyrockets, unemployment drops to 1%, america becomes greatest country in the world
i'll be running for president when i turn 35

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>>30032169
MEDS: NOT TAKEN
VOICES: HEARD
CRASH: IMAGINED
APOCALYPSE: ENVISAGED
SUICIDE: IMMINENT
FAMILY: CONCERNED

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>>30005087
>>30005112
>walk into bank
>apply for business loan for your LLC
>your business plan is "Get $10M loan, use to buy SOXL, profit" written out on a cheap bar napkin stained in beer
>here is your money sir

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How the fuck can you claim you've made it and only have one girl?

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I just got a 10% APR $100K loan and I'm putting it all in stocks. I decided that I've had enough and if I'm not a millionaire by the end of the year I'm going to fucking kill myself anyway so paying the debt back won't be a problem.

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