/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53366078
Kek, their sub preddit is a gold mine.

>>53054413
AMC is the second largest, most successful modern-day financial spyop I have ever witnessed. These fucking retards literally jumped on the gme bull-run on a completely different stock because they fell for the distraction tactics.
Actual fucking retards of the highest caliber

>>51541707
It could always be worse. You should read some of the DD made by AMSneed, it's fucking hilarious.

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my AMC tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, AMC go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into AMC, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to Subreddit Icon r/amcstock (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $12 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Adam Aron gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Adam Aron," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on r/amcstock. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>>50843672
>retard thinks BBBY makes GME chads seethe
That would actually be the fine African American stock AMC.

>>50239956
You forgot the tomato sauce on top of the pasta

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my AMC tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, AMC go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into AMC, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to Subreddit Icon r/amcstock (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $12 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Adam Aron gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Adam Aron," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on r/amcstock. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>>50205160
Yup. They'll hold until it's delisted, and will blame everything except Adam "I can't believe they're actually falling for this" Aron

>>50124792
Will never happen. Adam Aron could literally tell his fellow apes to go fuck themselves and amsneeders will still interpret it as a bullish.

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my AMC tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, AMC go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into AMC, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to r/amcstonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Adam Aron gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Adam Aron," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on r/amcstonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>>50004536
/ss/ fucking hates the stock too. They know about the swap plays, and have even called "Adam the nigger-stock baron Aron" out on his claim of there being no synthetic shares.
No shorts to cover = no squeeze.

>>49872836
I can understand if someone fell for the scheme maybe a year ago. Especially since almost every article and youtuber talked about both stocks at the same time, as if AMC is some malignant tumor that cannot be discussed alone.
The biggest thing are the fucking retards that still promote BOTH stocks, telling people to invest in each of them. If people haven't figured out AMC is a distraction stock by now then I don't really know what to say.
Pic related is considered DD by AMC "apes". Imagine owning the stock after reading this, I'd literally kill myself.

>>49759259
>but all he does is shitpost tweets goyim!
Said the meldownie. Thank God we don't have Adam Aron the nigger-stock Baron as our chairman of GME
Imagine being associated with this. I'd literally kill myself.

>>49728570
These are the kind of people that hold AMC
I don't think I've ever cringed harder before reading this.